b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Post a new message | View older messages | Popular | Search | My Images

[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 28 May, 22:56, , Reply)
[challenge entry] POW
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 28 May, 22:41, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Democrat Maul

(SYNTHBLAST, Tue 28 May, 21:44, , Reply)
# The future's bright. The future's not orange.
(Dan Gordon, Tue 28 May, 17:28, , Reply)
[challenge entry] INEVITABLE NEW CHALLENGE: GENERAL ELECTION 2024


It's election time, which means lots of crap campaign posters and awkward moments to feed into our raster graphics editors and output as POWERFUL SATIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 May, 15:40, , Reply)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 15:42, , Reply)
# Wanking must have increased quite a bit under his rule.
What with the lockdowns.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 May, 15:52, , Reply)
# GDP (Gross Domestic Pulling) was up 300%
One thing the Tories got right. We are world leaders in the field.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 15:55, , Reply)
# I can't quite remember why we were
supposed to sing Happy Birthday whilst doing it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 May, 15:57, , Reply)
# Something about 'National Pride' I think
Helps if you also have a union jack handy to wipe off the excess.

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 16:09, , Reply)
# Johnson & Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May, 16:35, , Reply)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May, 16:37, , Reply)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 17:02, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Never any explanation for giving up on the briefing room and standing out in the rain
Click for bigger (94 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 May, 17:02, , Reply)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 May, 19:53, , Reply)
# just because
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 28 May, 11:55, , Reply)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 12:25, , Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May, 12:49, , Reply)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 12:53, , Reply)
# July 5th collection day

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 May, 13:12, , Reply)
# lol
lovely.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 May, 13:30, , Reply)
# hahahah
lol, horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Tue 28 May, 18:02, , Reply)
[challenge entry] 🧾
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 May, 21:45, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Free the nipple!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 May, 21:46, , Reply)
[challenge entry] On the theme
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 May, 21:48, , Reply)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 28 May, 16:42, , Reply)
# Hmm, slow afternoon? But lookie, no AI, no TOAP. I am a one person renaissance.

Click for bigger (580 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 May, 17:56, , Reply)
# Dunno m8 those earrings look AI to me
what with them being the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 27 May, 18:41, , Reply)
# i thought they were handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May, 19:01, , Reply)
# Follow me for more tips and tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 May, 19:44, , Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May, 19:01, , Reply)
#

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 May, 22:22, , Reply)
# Election pep talk

Click for bigger (178 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 May, 15:42, , Reply)
# Election TOAP

Click for bigger (505 kb)



My sister had this idea for a campaign poster. It's ace so I made one.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 27 May, 13:10, , Reply)
# idgi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May, 13:18, , Reply)
#
wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_Out_to_Help_Out
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May, 13:26, , Reply)
# Fucking genius idea
"A 2021 study found that the scheme contributed to a rise in COVID-19 infections."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May, 13:59, , Reply)
# He made the hard decisions! Or was it he made the decisions hard?
A recent peer reviewed research paper has shown no other plan to improve investment in Covid could have been bettered on the evidence based end results - Kudos to Rishi!
(Mr Science (he's always got to be right!), Mon 27 May, 19:20, , Reply)
#
Post-traumatic amnesia.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 27 May, 13:33, , Reply)
# Eat the Rishi
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May, 13:24, , Reply)
# stopthetories.vote
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 27 May, 18:47, , Reply)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (180 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 26 May, 19:42, , Reply)
# I get this reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LmuCf3aJY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 May, 19:53, , Reply)
# I didn't
tried to shoehorn into this, cosmic
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 May, 7:52, , Reply)
# 3ppb, them’s the rules.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 26 May, 20:05, , Reply)
[challenge entry] I'd definitely watch 6 of these.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 27 May, 20:04, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Seems obvious when you think about it
(Dan Gordon, Sun 26 May, 17:22, , Reply)
# As a bonus
A funny sketch from 86 or so from Who Dares Wins... starring the bloke who went on to start/run Hat Trick productions and flood our tvs with the same old cheap panel shows. See. He was funny once!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMlc3TsL_tA
(Dan Gordon, Sun 26 May, 17:26, , Reply)
# I pity the school (that wants free milk)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May, 17:37, , Reply)
# This lady is not for submissions
(actually this is turning into that sketch above lol)
(Dan Gordon, Sun 26 May, 18:18, , Reply)
# Mr. T had the greatest HoF speech ever.
I can't find the whole thing but here's a taste www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_FoueJk_Fw
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 26 May, 17:56, , Reply)
# valentine's day?
yikes
(Dan Gordon, Sun 26 May, 18:16, , Reply)
# He sure is a
mother lover...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 26 May, 18:17, , Reply)
# Found it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlWcc15g4iU

Take a sip or hit every time he mentions his mother and you will die.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 26 May, 20:05, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Bon Cherie
(Dan Gordon, Sun 26 May, 14:14, , Reply)
[challenge entry] Woo!
(makey_nicey_soupy If you are reading this, then you are reading this, Sun 26 May, 12:17, , Reply)
# woo
his wrestling name is 'That Git'
(Dan Gordon, Sun 26 May, 12:22, , Reply)
# Things can only get glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May, 13:52, , Reply)
# 👍🏻
i appreciate you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 May, 14:40, , Reply)
# 👍🏿👍🏾👍🏽👍🏼
I appreciate you too
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May, 17:58, , Reply)
# It’s not a competition ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 May, 22:00, , Reply)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May, 22:55, , Reply)
# This was fun but then i noticed your device messes up my sig
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May, 2:55, , Reply)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May, 1:44, , Reply)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May, 2:32, , Reply)
# Iron Mike Sharp did not actually like Ironing.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 26 May, 11:23, , Reply)

« Older messages

XML feeds