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(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)
# Today's variant


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(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)
# I just got some dictation software off ebay...

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:12, Reply)
# Ja
Komputerr...Mikrosoft Vord
File und Neu

Now I vill spout disjointed bollockens fur 6 hundert pagenseite

zen

Saven As 'Mein Kampf.doc'
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# Mein Kampf was a wonderfully well written doctorine of TRUTH!!
*runs*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# Ein volk, ein reich, ein sprechen-recongnitchen softwahren.

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)
# w/y
i see what you did there
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)
# ...toap tastic


I'm just riled cos I keep hearing about how mamma Mia resurrected ABBA.
(a) ABBA never went away and
(b) Muriels Wedding did it first and better
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:11, Reply)
# this^
fuck the stage play, fuck the film, abba are one of the greatest pop-groups ever.

Anyone else heard the greats of euro metal covering abba?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yotJKuIx4

You need this in your life. If you hear this and don't smile you are dead inside.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:13, Reply)
# ^ this
Although Muriels Wedding sucked donkeys!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)
# I stand corrected
I'm pulling the plug on the whole project... get me warner brothers
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)
# HAH

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# YOU'RE TEEEEEEEEEERRIBLE MURIEL!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# haven't 3/4 of ABBA gone totally ga ga batshit doolallytap anyway
and the rest of them hate each other and they weren't that good in the first place?

I agree with you though - the modern world is mostly wrong.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# Sweet Merciful Jesus
I may have to kill myself. It was bad enough when I arranged to go out with friends to the cinema and they all wanted to see Mamma Mia. But now I might have to go and see it TWICE as my sister wants to go for her birthday.

1)Can't stomach more than one ABBA song a week
2)None of the men in it are even fit enough to keep my interest.

*sobs*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# Meryl Streep is nearly a man

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)
# Abba are great and this is shit
er, the fillum/stage thing, not the pic, obivously
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# Add a bit of optic fibre to your diet

'nings all!
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:10, Reply)
# dippy eye!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)
[challenge entry] Quick Pea for compo

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)
# haha!!
should be laying on the sofa with their feet up on the wii board!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)
# that looks like a very fine glass of wine
and, as everyone knows, wine is good for you as long as it's fine wine... YAY

WOO YAY - I especially like the fatties in the background - which is the name of my new band.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:53, Reply)
# To the rhythm of "Mirror In The Bathroom" by The Beat?
"Fatties in the background, eatin der chips ..."
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:58, Reply)
# yup
but with a stronger techno-folk vibe in a drumfunk stylee
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:00, Reply)
# your band is called Fatties in the Background?

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:09, Reply)
# good name

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:10, Reply)
# yeah
it is now... I think it's a good name for a band

"and now on the radio one hit parade the cool new modern beat combo all the kids on Carnaby Street are digging, The Fatties in the Background with their new 45 'I took her down to chocolate town'... take it away boys"
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:12, Reply)
# lol
i will inisist on being billed as popular-beat-combo whenever/ ifever my band plays
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# :)
hehe
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:11, Reply)
#

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:37, Reply)
# the statue of gluttony?
yay!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# And the freedom to eat yourself to death

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# haha!!
needs more crumbling base!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# I like this, This is better than the things I post.
On another note: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7494184.stm

NOOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# El Chubacabra has gone on holiday to Germany, perhaps?

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:41, Reply)
# Who?
That name reminds me of El Chupanibre from Futurama, a.k.a Nibbler.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)
# A mexican goat-blood sucking daemon thing...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:53, Reply)
# *gasps*
*grabs fake rabbit lure and Blunderbuss*
TAXI!!
to the airport!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:41, Reply)
# Let 'em try it on this

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:54, Reply)
# That's splendidly subtle!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:58, Reply)
# After the Saddam statue came down
...it went back up...:

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:40, Reply)
# hahaha
how liberating.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)
# when people start making statues to me
I DO NOT want them to have ironed creases in the trousers.

Many thanks...
PuC
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)
# stop ironing creases into your jeans then!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)
# i've had mine stitched in

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# fetching!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)
# I think those ones are bronze
not iron...



badum tsh

/coat
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# pffft!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# *lights pitch fork*
*chases*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)
# arf

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)
# Hahahahahha! Excellent!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:41, Reply)
# The Statue Of Liberty is British?!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)
# No
this post was not compo'd
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)
# well more french than english....

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)
# more
illuminate and shadowy new world order than any country in particular... li lu la le lo
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:51, Reply)
# ha ha ha
Hoisted, Vagabond, 'pon your own petard!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:49, Reply)
# Don't you repress me.

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:50, Reply)
# I've told you
I don't iron creases into my jeans ... they just end up there by some other means
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:52, Reply)
# 49, but without the subservient numericals.
What?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:59, Reply)
# I'm sorry madam
but you're confusing the little ones
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:06, Reply)
# Needs more compo.

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:53, Reply)
# apologies for the unfunny
but getting old will do that to you ;-)


(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:11, Reply)
# Is that today then?
Happy birthingtons if it is.

30's not that bad, it's just the decade that will decide most of the rest of your life.
No pressure...
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)
# many thanks,
Actually it was my birthday last month, but it's been slow progress recently, so I only got this strip finished today...

Hopefully gonna speed up the process from here on in, it gets depressing spending so much time on one strip, particularly when it's not a very funny one...

Cheers all!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:17, Reply)
# It'll tell you what's worse
I spent most of this year thinking I was 34 and I recently remembered my 34th is this year:P
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)
# haha!!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:27, Reply)
# It'll be easy being 34 this time as I've done it before!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)
# arf!!
you'll have to make up some laminated cards with all your details on hang to around your neck!
=D
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# Aww
poor old ghostie :)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# I thought it was GCSE year that decided the rest of your life
Oh no! I'd better start doing stuff now then.

I feel like I haven't revised for the exam of life...
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:17, Reply)
# IVY!
*huggles*


(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)
# 'lo Dayve!
*huggles*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:33, Reply)
# That just decides
where you're going to get pissed for the next three years

ANd HEY! not seen you for ages
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)
# Hello! :)
How are you and the lovely Suzy?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:34, Reply)
# Not too shabby, ta

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:37, Reply)
# AUNTIE!
do you want me to get the answers for you?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:26, Reply)
# Yes please
2008 paper please :)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:35, Reply)
# here you go!
A
B
A
C
A
A
C
B
B
B
C
C
B
A
C
B
A
A
C
A
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)
# Are they in the right order?

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:37, Reply)
# ummm...
possibly...
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:39, Reply)
# they're
all the RIGHT answers, just not neccessarily in the right order
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:45, Reply)
# you have failed your alphabet exam

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)
# again?!
*signs up to re-take*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# It's all bollocks

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:30, Reply)
# *looks in trousers*

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)
# Hey!
Just because I've lost over a stone and my gut is three inches less, there's no need to go rummaging in a man's bags!

*monocle pops out*


(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)
# *fondles boobies*

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)
# No, it's mine
But a lot of people have said that my paintings look like bollock's!

/Bottom

doesn't really fit in this context but I'm crowbarring it in here anyway.

NING!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:39, Reply)
# yeah
well done with that...

*nings*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:40, Reply)
# Well you are welcome to borrow my bollocks

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:50, Reply)
# I thought it was the 11 plus which decided where you were going to be burried?
no?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)
# happy birthday! :)

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)
# love the style
black and white with a bit of colour, always works

sorry how rude'o of me

happy birthfannyrippingday
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)
# thass coooool.
as per...
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)
# I very
much like
this.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:14, Reply)
# Lovely artwork, and happy birthing day!
not to mention a hearty 'ning to you and all in this fair land
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:14, Reply)
# Happy birthday and that
I like the comic :D
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:15, Reply)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
*kills self*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:17, Reply)
# oooh, happy birthday!
:)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:19, Reply)
# Happy Birthday
BHLC has just reached 30 . . . (stone!) and he's feeling the icy fingers of death . . .


(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:23, Reply)
# i've got two years until the same grim fate....

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)
# Really?
that means you were only 11 when you won the Embassy Snooker Championship . . .


(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:26, Reply)
# GGRRAAARRGGHHH!!!!
*foams at mouth*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:28, Reply)
# hahahahaha!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:55, Reply)
# Yay! You're back!
I'd nearly given up on you.

30's no biggie. Just a number. The beardedwife is still acting the way he did when he was 21. For better or for worse.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)
# happy birthday indeed
you old git

/36 this year blog
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)
# 36!
No waaaayyy!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:26, Reply)
# fraid so
I don't look it though, do I? do I?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:33, Reply)
# in those hot pants?
No way!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)
# I'd have said 40... at least
*runs*
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# you old git.

/34blog
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:29, Reply)
# no wai!
I guess we're in that lucky stage that blokes have between 24 and 42 where we could be pretty much any age.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:34, Reply)
# Christ!
It's like being in a (very cool) old people's home 'round here!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)
# NURSE! NURSE!
mi tackle's fallen out again...
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
#
fallen out sprung out like an angry snake
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)
# watch it missy
we remember MC Hammer and when the internet was mostly bbs.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)
# TBL was on the today programme
trying to reinvent the internet again:

'the last one was all about documents - this new semantic web will be about data...'
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)
# i heard that on radio 4
Interesting. Shared data would be so good, it'd help with all sorts of predictions and trend spotting. However it's rather open to missuse. I guess we'll see!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:55, Reply)
# Managementg Information and Business Intelligence
agogo
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:57, Reply)
# innit

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:07, Reply)
# safe

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:13, Reply)
# sorted

(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)
# nicely done
happy birthday for then


NING ALL!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)
# 'ningles!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:27, Reply)
# happy birthday!

(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:27, Reply)
# You appear to be a Yank.
It's not even worth staying alive 3 decades for.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:33, Reply)
# I'm actually not...
I got the trix and grape soda from a specialist store in London.

Hence the preciousness. ;-)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)
# You must be minted!
They've got one of those shops in Watford. £1 for a 330ml can of grape soda!? Get to fuck!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)
# I don't want to rub salt in the wound, but
30 is actually the last year of your third decade...
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)
# gah!
damn you, pedant! ;-)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)
# First morning of your
fourth decade surely?
0-9
10-19
20-29
30-death

or am I confused?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)
# You could be right
In fact I think you are ;)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:56, Reply)
# hippy happy hoppy bathday
I'm unlikely to make it to 30 because my missus is 30 before I am and unless that all goes EXACTLY right she may kill everyone within a 10' radius...

WOO YAY - I love the style of your comix
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:40, Reply)
# Excellent work
And happy birthday for whenever it was!!

Woo!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)
# C'est une Eyefull Tower

(, Wed 9 Jul, 8:55, Reply)
# bizarre
I was just starting to listen to 'Pure Pleasure Seeker' by Moloko, and the sax intro perfectly synced with that lady's luv bumps.

Made my morning
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:09, Reply)
# Glad to be of help Joe
You alreeet sir?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:10, Reply)
# I'm grand matey
How's your good/bad self?
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:12, Reply)
# Not bad fank you
Can't wait for new compo, fed up of looking for lardies on Google!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:19, Reply)
# hahaha!
on google full stop
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)
#
+wood throb
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:10, Reply)
# musical timing's brilliant
i once sneakily escaped oxfordshires worst traffic jam for a decade via a clever back root, crested a hill over the valley just as the theme from the magnificent 7 came on and zoomed down free. It was perfect.
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:23, Reply)
# Haha
That made me giggle :)
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:15, Reply)
#
g j


(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)
# squildo graped? Check!
WOO!
(, Wed 9 Jul, 9:27,