awww, he looks just like his mother
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:25, Reply)

Oh, that.


(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:51, Reply)

1) THE GROUND IS VERY BIG AND HARD

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:52, Reply)

2) THE GROUND COVERS MUCH OF THE EARTH

( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 3:54, Reply)

3) Read 1 and 2 again

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:54, Reply)

4) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

( Mushroom, Thu 8 Jan, 4:04, Reply)

5) CRAP YOURSELF

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:08, Reply)

6) Wipe with "A Few Things You Should Know" manual

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:13, Reply)

I NEED NEW JEWS

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:54, Reply)

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO PERSECUTE MINORITIES ON YOUR COMPUTER

( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 3:55, Reply)

SHOOT 'EM, GAS 'EM, STAB 'EM, DROWN 'EM, JUST FUCKING KILL 'EM I SAY

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:57, Reply)

Be kind--one of the b3tan's relatives died in a concentration camp.
*fell off the machine gun tower*
(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:59, Reply)

actually that's my manifesto on furries.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:06, Reply)

My grandad rescued 20 people
his diary is in the war museum.

That means I'm allowed to gas 19 more jews
(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:07, Reply)

YOU'RE THE AUSTRALIAN LEADER OF HAMAS!

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:10, Reply)

Man, I was watching that show the other day 'The Amazing Race'
That was a deceptive title for the show.
(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:12, Reply)

I did try and watch it once, but just couldn't get into it.
What happened on that episode?
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:16, Reply)

Whatever happened, there weren't nearly enough jews

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:20, Reply)

WHEN I BEAT OFF YOU CAN LICK THE SEAT OFF

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 4:03, Reply)

and here was i wantin g to use Easy Off BAM!

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:11, Reply)

START>SETTINGS>CONTROL PANEL>USER ACCOUNTS. THEN CLICK *PERSECUTE MINORITIES"

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:01, Reply)

Ah
I was looking under Language and Regional Settings.
( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 4:02, Reply)

You won't find the minorities there. They're so minor that sometimes the only way to locate and eradicate them is in the Windows registry.

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:19, Reply)

I've been using a 3rd party app
I'm sick of Microsoft having the monopoly on good persecution software
(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:10, Reply)

What's it called? Is it shareware?

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:17, Reply)

Per-C-Cute Pro

( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 4:26, Reply)

THE TITLE IS ON THE BACK!
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?! ONE ONE ELEVENTY1111!!!!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40811627213, Thu 8 Jan, 4:01, Reply)

I wondered who would notice that.

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:03, Reply)

THE BLOODY MANUAL IS IN JAPANESE

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:03, Reply)

hes reading the anime version dummy

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 4:03, Reply)

KEKEKEKEKE.
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 4:13, Reply)

yes!!!!!!!!

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 4:16, Reply)

:D A few things he should know about octopi on jets.

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:22, Reply)

WHAT WRONG ABOUT THAT???//

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 4:11, Reply)

hear, hear! A back cover kindred spirit

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:24, Reply)

I awoke unexpectedly in the middle of the night.
I knew there was a reason.
IMAGE SIZE!:P

EDIT: Was rob especially contracted by The Daily Mail for this compo?
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:03, Reply)

eh eh eh, thought i could sneak it past when no one was looking
Edit: RIS on rob & Daily Mail
(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:05, Reply)

The compo sounds just like the thing that the Daily Mail would happily use to fill up a couple of pages.

( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:07, Reply)

Dunno if that's good or bad, but I'm safe here in the States

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:10, Reply)

It means that a large corporation will make lots of lovely money out of our images.
by printing them in their newspaper.
The last time it was recession ones. They filled two pages with them. I believe if you were to pay for then in advertising it's cost something in the region of £200,000.
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:12, Reply)

They won´t profit from mine
as they are mostly goatse and paintmashed shit.
(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 4:15, Reply)

That's why I was talking to someone else:P

( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:19, Reply)

I'll try to control my urges for size in the future :)

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:25, Reply)

Oh no you're not. The NSA, CIA, FEMA and FBI are watching you right now and recording everything you type.
So you have to be nice to Obama this year.
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:12, Reply)

Sounds like the plot of
Deus-Ex.
(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 4:16, Reply)

Those agencies do not exist--they are fabrications of the NRA.
As for Obama--I'll just be happy if he doesn't rob me blind in taxes, but I have no hopes.
(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:20, Reply)

This is exactly what he wants you to think.

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:26, Reply)

Also I've just realised
Why does he need to know about landing? He's sitting at the back, he's the navigator.:P
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:13, Reply)

The pilot got shot by a flying kangaroo

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:15, Reply)

The fucker!
What happened to Iceman? I though he said he'd be the wingman, the flat topped cunt!
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:20, Reply)

picky picky picky :D

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 4:17, Reply)

The pilot is too busy taking pictures of him,
someone has to do the job.
(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 4:17, Reply)

THat's great
except the navigator doesn't have the controls.
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:19, Reply)

That's right
Both of them are gay and they want to share their photos on Facebook
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:20, Reply)

But it's good to know that the tax payers money was well used on decorative helmets.
EDIT: Right. Back to bed.
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:21, Reply)

HAHAHA
Our bureaucrats within the Defence Ministry know how to spend our money wisely. I'm sure they'll have a float for this year's Mardi Gras
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:25, Reply)

ja ja

( OneOfSome, Thu 8 Jan, 3:47, Reply)

nat zee wo man

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:48, Reply)

she not nutzy
she charlize chaplin, innit
( OneOfSome, Thu 8 Jan, 3:50, Reply)

charlie chaplin was a nazi?

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:51, Reply)

One day Charlie Chaplin was a nazi.
But then his mum said stop it's naughty.
More fun next week.
( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 3:53, Reply)

is that from that atrocious film version of Aeon Flux?
 
CHARLIZE THERON: MARGINALLY LESS IRRITATING THAN CAMERON DIAZ
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:52, Reply)

SAME PERSON

( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 3:54, Reply)

ITS ALSO THE SAME PERSON AS NICOLE KIDMAN

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 8 Jan, 4:04, Reply)

YES

( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 4:07, Reply)

I just watched that movie last night
She may have boobies, but she still titillates my fancy.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 8 Jan, 3:57, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:34, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:34, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:35, Reply)

Woah!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan, 3:53, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:35, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:35, Reply)

ain't no party like homunculus party!

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:38, Reply)

she has those crazy eyes, the kind that ignores the repeated screams of The Safe Word and keeps on peeing and biting and stapling my gonads to the table
(Ministry of Shit innit, Thu 8 Jan, 3:42, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:37, Reply)

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:38, Reply)

you can make a difference

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:40, Reply)

you're on a roll tonight !
:)
( OneOfSome, Thu 8 Jan, 3:49, Reply)

You have made a difference

(Ministry of Shit innit, Thu 8 Jan, 3:48, Reply)

George Bush has AIDS.

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 3:50, Reply)

yeah baby!
open a can and old dead kennedies to the worldo
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:56, Reply)

Kermit
why did you kill all those people? Why?
( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 3:56, Reply)

"because it was the punchline!!!!!"

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:58, Reply)

I always thought he was a relative.

(Dog Biscuit Boy "WOOF!", Thu 8 Jan, 3:32, Reply)

natsee man who hates 9/11 children

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:33, Reply)

jews did it

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:33, Reply)

We all hate him
here. BUT he has been owned so many times, and STILL hasn't got a clue.
(Dog Biscuit Boy "WOOF!", Thu 8 Jan, 3:38, Reply)

bill o reily is so \stupdid/ it probabb y loo ks like im being sarcastic but i really honestly do hate him

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:39, Reply)

sir doctor dyslexia
Bill O'Reich-lly is just so much a tool on FauxNews. He is a wannabe mouthpiece, who is screaming at walls. All those who confront him get the better of the idiot. I HATE this fiken Nazi bastard.
(Dog Biscuit Boy "WOOF!", Thu 8 Jan, 3:44, Reply)

have you seen outfoxed?
its an amazing example of how billy and his friends are the worst people alive.
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:47, Reply)

not really
have a link???
(Dog Biscuit Boy "WOOF!", Thu 8 Jan, 4:22, Reply)

yes
www.outfoxed.org/

i dont think a torrent of this is impossible to find

i got it at a goodwil
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 4:24, Reply)

I NEED NEW SHOES

(gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:33, Reply)

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY OF BUYING NEW SHOES ON YOUR COMPUTER

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:39, Reply)

"So... The Mushrooms belong to the man who made the map?"




Took far too long to get that picture up...
(MatJ finally made 'best of'. Now what?, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

OOOH, BETTY

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:31, Reply)

God I'm glad I'm not normally around for the gayshift!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Thu 8 Jan, 4:08, Reply)

Jack Vettriano's "The Singing Butler of Bikini Atoll"

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 3:00, Reply)

SHHRRROOOOOOOMMM!!!...
...(a thing of beauty)!

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:04, Reply)

Did you see that? What? No, I'm blind now. LOL, Sir!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan, 3:04, Reply)

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:05, Reply)

Butler, butler
Butler, butler, butler, butler, butler, butler, Mushroom mushroom! Nuuuuuke, it's a nuuuuuuke...
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

o.k.,... you asked for it...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

a dystopian jack vettriano world
good stuff
( connor, Thu 8 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

If i could get away with posting it on the main board i would but....
...here is my finest hour, pea'd coz its relevant:
FUCK ME ITS BRILL
( P3L3 Political action provided by clarks., Thu 8 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

yes, that is still freaking awesome.
 
WOOHAH
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:41, Reply)

Why no compo'd?
I like this
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 8 Jan, 3:15, Reply)

It's not the lighter side of war
So not technically in the compo remit...
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 8 Jan, 3:19, Reply)

Hawking a little software here



(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 2:51, Reply)

i wish this software existed

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:54, Reply)

Then there is your challenge in life :P

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 2:55, Reply)

no i give up

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:57, Reply)

hey,... does anybody know where i can get...
the latest sports shoes... at a bargain price?
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:59, Reply)

yes i do
but im not going to tell you where
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

awwwww... come on...
....just upload the addy,... who cares if you've knocked someone's artwork off the page.... :P
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:05, Reply)

Homer did acid?...
...he's freakin', man!
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:55, Reply)

Hypothyroidism

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:58, Reply)

tj
pissing about on flickr and found this cat 1 2


( connor, Thu 8 Jan, 3:00, Reply)

THAT CAT IS FUCKED UP

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

camera just caught him at a bad time

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:06, Reply)

he's a licker...
...yup... he's a licker!
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:06, Reply)

now if I could do that
 
I'd be even more popular than I already am
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:09, Reply)

I LOVE HIM!
 
can't make out that thing round his neck though
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

other image suggests its a broken collar, but ...yadda

(ellis18 aka Rusty Codpiece, Thu 8 Jan, 3:10, Reply)

that's what I thought, but how is it staying on?
 
maybe it fell off seconds later.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:11, Reply)

its one of those hands free stage microphones

( connor, Thu 8 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

LIKE A VIRIRIRIRGIN

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:26, Reply)

that guy's got some great cat photos!
 
www.flickr.com/photos/biotron/2106510940/
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:42, Reply)

although some of them are pretty grim, to be sure.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 3:58, Reply)

...your mom was a General for Christ's sake...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:43, Reply)

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHH
 
that's literally the hardest I've laughed all day.
Good thing there's no fucker in the library just now
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:48, Reply)

lies!...............................................(FIGHT!FIGHT!)...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 2:50, Reply)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 8 Jan, 3:03, Reply)

this is very scary now...
...(you ate Buggy, you bastard!)
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Thu 8 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

Haven't seen the toucans of dreams aorund here for a while, so:

( elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:27, Reply)

( elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:29, Reply)

( elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:31, Reply)

THESE JUST MADE MY AFTERNOON A LITTLE BRIGHTER
 
I THANK YOU
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 8 Jan, 2:33, Reply)

:)
I'm off to bed. G'night b3ta.
( elephant rider is Sailing to Byzantium, Thu 8 Jan, 2:36, Reply)

Toucan
Play at that game
(Fitznicely is serving up a hot, steaming cup of PAIN, Thu 8 Jan, 3:52, Reply)

Toukan Kamon?

(Monocromatico is the future!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:37, Reply)

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(AnpIvan2005, Thu 8 Jan, 2:21, Reply)

you can fuck off an all

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 8 Jan, 2:22, Reply)

hey man happy news to you too!
no thanks on your great discount though, most of the people here at www.b3ta.com/board dont wear shoes.
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Thu 8 Jan, 2:23, Reply)

Is that true?
I thought it was just me.
( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:25, Reply)

Today I put 4 socks on a dog
She didn't seem to like it one bit
(Ministry of Shit innit, Thu 8 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

Happy New Year!
Welcome to ignore!
( WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

haha

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 8 Jan, 3:23, Reply)

Trainers are the new Nigeria
What?
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

Happy New Year
much apprecited.
( mofaha : where I end and you begin, Thu 8 Jan, 2:24, Reply)

Hi
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( P3L3 Political action provided by clarks., Thu 8 Jan, 2:27, Reply)

*clicks link*
*hopes*


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