!

( Arecibo, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)

Today's variant


www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/starfury_large.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/defiant_large.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/atat_large.jpg
( barryheadwound Leeloo Dallas multipass, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)

I just got some dictation software off ebay...

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 9 Jul, 10:12, Reply)

Ja
Komputerr...Mikrosoft Vord
File und Neu

Now I vill spout disjointed bollockens fur 6 hundert pagenseite

zen

Saven As 'Mein Kampf.doc'
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

Mein Kampf was a wonderfully well written doctorine of TRUTH!!
*runs*
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

Ein volk, ein reich, ein sprechen-recongnitchen softwahren.

( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)

w/y
i see what you did there
(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)

...toap tastic


I'm just riled cos I keep hearing about how mamma Mia resurrected ABBA.
(a) ABBA never went away and
(b) Muriels Wedding did it first and better
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 10:11, Reply)

this^
fuck the stage play, fuck the film, abba are one of the greatest pop-groups ever.

Anyone else heard the greats of euro metal covering abba?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yotJKuIx4

You need this in your life. If you hear this and don't smile you are dead inside.
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:13, Reply)

^ this
Although Muriels Wedding sucked donkeys!
( XLVII Yacht Rodent!, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)

I stand corrected
I'm pulling the plug on the whole project... get me warner brothers
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)

HAH

( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

YOU'RE TEEEEEEEEEERRIBLE MURIEL!

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

haven't 3/4 of ABBA gone totally ga ga batshit doolallytap anyway
and the rest of them hate each other and they weren't that good in the first place?

I agree with you though - the modern world is mostly wrong.
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

Sweet Merciful Jesus
I may have to kill myself. It was bad enough when I arranged to go out with friends to the cinema and they all wanted to see Mamma Mia. But now I might have to go and see it TWICE as my sister wants to go for her birthday.

1)Can't stomach more than one ABBA song a week
2)None of the men in it are even fit enough to keep my interest.

*sobs*
( Joliet doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

Meryl Streep is nearly a man

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 10:16, Reply)

Abba are great and this is shit
er, the fillum/stage thing, not the pic, obivously
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

Add a bit of optic fibre to your diet

'nings all!
:)
( XLVII Yacht Rodent!, Wed 9 Jul, 10:10, Reply)

dippy eye!

( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)

Quick Pea for compo

(Ninj, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)

haha!!
should be laying on the sofa with their feet up on the wii board!
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)

that looks like a very fine glass of wine
and, as everyone knows, wine is good for you as long as it's fine wine... YAY

WOO YAY - I especially like the fatties in the background - which is the name of my new band.
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:53, Reply)

To the rhythm of "Mirror In The Bathroom" by The Beat?
"Fatties in the background, eatin der chips ..."
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 9 Jul, 9:58, Reply)

yup
but with a stronger techno-folk vibe in a drumfunk stylee
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 10:00, Reply)

your band is called Fatties in the Background?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 10:09, Reply)

good name

( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:10, Reply)

yeah
it is now... I think it's a good name for a band

"and now on the radio one hit parade the cool new modern beat combo all the kids on Carnaby Street are digging, The Fatties in the Background with their new 45 'I took her down to chocolate town'... take it away boys"
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 10:12, Reply)

lol
i will inisist on being billed as popular-beat-combo whenever/ ifever my band plays
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

:)
hehe
( XLVII Yacht Rodent!, Wed 9 Jul, 10:11, Reply)

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Wed 9 Jul, 9:37, Reply)

the statue of gluttony?
yay!
( Mushroom, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

And the freedom to eat yourself to death

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

haha!!
needs more crumbling base!
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

I like this, This is better than the things I post.
On another note: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7494184.stm

NOOOOOOOO!!!!
( M3rx Offering sweets to children for favours since, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

El Chubacabra has gone on holiday to Germany, perhaps?

( theoriginalsteve ™ now available in FunSize multipacks!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:41, Reply)

Who?
That name reminds me of El Chupanibre from Futurama, a.k.a Nibbler.
( M3rx Offering sweets to children for favours since, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)

A mexican goat-blood sucking daemon thing...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra
( theoriginalsteve ™ now available in FunSize multipacks!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:53, Reply)

*gasps*
*grabs fake rabbit lure and Blunderbuss*
TAXI!!
to the airport!
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:41, Reply)

Let 'em try it on this

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:54, Reply)

That's splendidly subtle!

( Barbarossa somnafunambulist, Wed 9 Jul, 9:58, Reply)

After the Saddam statue came down
...it went back up...:

( Arecibo, Wed 9 Jul, 9:40, Reply)

hahaha
how liberating.
(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)

when people start making statues to me
I DO NOT want them to have ironed creases in the trousers.

Many thanks...
PuC
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)

stop ironing creases into your jeans then!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)

i've had mine stitched in

( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

fetching!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)

I think those ones are bronze
not iron...



badum tsh

/coat
( Arecibo, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

pffft!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

*lights pitch fork*
*chases*
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)

arf

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)

Hahahahahha! Excellent!

( theoriginalsteve ™ now available in FunSize multipacks!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:41, Reply)

The Statue Of Liberty is British?!

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)

No
this post was not compo'd
(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)

well more french than english....

( caffeinefreak, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)

more
illuminate and shadowy new world order than any country in particular... li lu la le lo
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:51, Reply)

ha ha ha
Hoisted, Vagabond, 'pon your own petard!
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:49, Reply)

Don't you repress me.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 9 Jul, 9:50, Reply)

I've told you
I don't iron creases into my jeans ... they just end up there by some other means
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:52, Reply)

49, but without the subservient numericals.
What?
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 9 Jul, 9:59, Reply)

I'm sorry madam
but you're confusing the little ones
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 10:06, Reply)

Needs more compo.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 9 Jul, 9:53, Reply)

apologies for the unfunny
but getting old will do that to you ;-)


( bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 9 Jul, 9:11, Reply)

Is that today then?
Happy birthingtons if it is.

30's not that bad, it's just the decade that will decide most of the rest of your life.
No pressure...
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)

many thanks,
Actually it was my birthday last month, but it's been slow progress recently, so I only got this strip finished today...

Hopefully gonna speed up the process from here on in, it gets depressing spending so much time on one strip, particularly when it's not a very funny one...

Cheers all!
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 9 Jul, 9:17, Reply)

It'll tell you what's worse
I spent most of this year thinking I was 34 and I recently remembered my 34th is this year:P
( riverghost Has won the British Grand Pricks, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)

haha!!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:27, Reply)

It'll be easy being 34 this time as I've done it before!

( riverghost Has won the British Grand Pricks, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)

arf!!
you'll have to make up some laminated cards with all your details on hang to around your neck!
=D
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

Aww
poor old ghostie :)
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

I thought it was GCSE year that decided the rest of your life
Oh no! I'd better start doing stuff now then.

I feel like I haven't revised for the exam of life...
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:17, Reply)

IVY!
*huggles*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)

'lo Dayve!
*huggles*
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:33, Reply)

That just decides
where you're going to get pissed for the next three years

ANd HEY! not seen you for ages
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)

Hello! :)
How are you and the lovely Suzy?
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:34, Reply)

Not too shabby, ta

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:37, Reply)

AUNTIE!
do you want me to get the answers for you?
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:26, Reply)

Yes please
2008 paper please :)
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:35, Reply)

here you go!
A
B
A
C
A
A
C
B
B
B
C
C
B
A
C
B
A
A
C
A
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)

Are they in the right order?

( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:37, Reply)

ummm...
possibly...
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:39, Reply)

they're
all the RIGHT answers, just not neccessarily in the right order
(iamjthearmeroar, Wed 9 Jul, 9:45, Reply)

you have failed your alphabet exam

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)

again?!
*signs up to re-take*
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

It's all bollocks

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Wed 9 Jul, 9:30, Reply)

*looks in trousers*

( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)

Hey!
Just because I've lost over a stone and my gut is three inches less, there's no need to go rummaging in a man's bags!

*monocle pops out*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)

*fondles boobies*

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)

No, it's mine
But a lot of people have said that my paintings look like bollock's!

/Bottom

doesn't really fit in this context but I'm crowbarring it in here anyway.

NING!
( Joliet doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Wed 9 Jul, 9:39, Reply)

yeah
well done with that...

*nings*
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:40, Reply)

Well you are welcome to borrow my bollocks

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Wed 9 Jul, 9:50, Reply)

I thought it was the 11 plus which decided where you were going to be burried?
no?
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)

happy birthday! :)

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)

love the style
black and white with a bit of colour, always works

sorry how rude'o of me

happy birthfannyrippingday
( Earl Otterby is the greatest polymath, ever!!!!!!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)

thass coooool.
as per...
(Dydactarontaurus Cunt Fucken Croydon GC Cunts, Wed 9 Jul, 9:13, Reply)

I very
much like
this.
(struthers, Wed 9 Jul, 9:14, Reply)

Lovely artwork, and happy birthing day!
not to mention a hearty 'ning to you and all in this fair land
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Wed 9 Jul, 9:14, Reply)

Happy birthday and that
I like the comic :D
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:15, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
*kills self*
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:17, Reply)

oooh, happy birthday!
:)
( theoriginalsteve ™ now available in FunSize multipacks!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:19, Reply)

Happy Birthday
BHLC has just reached 30 . . . (stone!) and he's feeling the icy fingers of death . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Jul, 9:23, Reply)

i've got two years until the same grim fate....

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)

Really?
that means you were only 11 when you won the Embassy Snooker Championship . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Jul, 9:26, Reply)

GGRRAAARRGGHHH!!!!
*foams at mouth*
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:28, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( The Great Architect wishes he could make movie clips, Wed 9 Jul, 9:55, Reply)

Yay! You're back!
I'd nearly given up on you.

30's no biggie. Just a number. The beardedwife is still acting the way he did when he was 21. For better or for worse.
( Joliet doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)

happy birthday indeed
you old git

/36 this year blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)

36!
No waaaayyy!!!
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:26, Reply)

fraid so
I don't look it though, do I? do I?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 9 Jul, 9:33, Reply)

in those hot pants?
No way!
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)

I'd have said 40... at least
*runs*
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

you old git.

/34blog
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:29, Reply)

no wai!
I guess we're in that lucky stage that blokes have between 24 and 42 where we could be pretty much any age.
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 9:34, Reply)

Christ!
It's like being in a (very cool) old people's home 'round here!
( Joliet doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Wed 9 Jul, 9:36, Reply)

NURSE! NURSE!
mi tackle's fallen out again...
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

fallen out sprung out like an angry snake
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 9:47, Reply)

watch it missy
we remember MC Hammer and when the internet was mostly bbs.
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 9:46, Reply)

TBL was on the today programme
trying to reinvent the internet again:

'the last one was all about documents - this new semantic web will be about data...'
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:48, Reply)

i heard that on radio 4
Interesting. Shared data would be so good, it'd help with all sorts of predictions and trend spotting. However it's rather open to missuse. I guess we'll see!
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 9:55, Reply)

Managementg Information and Business Intelligence
agogo
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:57, Reply)

innit

( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:07, Reply)

safe

(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 10:13, Reply)

sorted

( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 10:14, Reply)

nicely done
happy birthday for then


NING ALL!
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)

'ningles!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Wed 9 Jul, 9:27, Reply)

happy birthday!

( Mushroom, Wed 9 Jul, 9:27, Reply)

You appear to be a Yank.
It's not even worth staying alive 3 decades for.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Wed 9 Jul, 9:33, Reply)

I'm actually not...
I got the trix and grape soda from a specialist store in London.

Hence the preciousness. ;-)
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 9 Jul, 9:42, Reply)

You must be minted!
They've got one of those shops in Watford. £1 for a 330ml can of grape soda!? Get to fuck!
( Joliet doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Wed 9 Jul, 9:44, Reply)

I don't want to rub salt in the wound, but
30 is actually the last year of your third decade...
( Barbarossa somnafunambulist, Wed 9 Jul, 9:38, Reply)

gah!
damn you, pedant! ;-)
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)

First morning of your
fourth decade surely?
0-9
10-19
20-29
30-death

or am I confused?
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Wed 9 Jul, 9:43, Reply)

You could be right
In fact I think you are ;)
( Barbarossa somnafunambulist, Wed 9 Jul, 9:56, Reply)

hippy happy hoppy bathday
I'm unlikely to make it to 30 because my missus is 30 before I am and unless that all goes EXACTLY right she may kill everyone within a 10' radius...

WOO YAY - I love the style of your comix
(Prof UnderCover can kill two stones with one bird, Wed 9 Jul, 9:40, Reply)

Excellent work
And happy birthday for whenever it was!!

Woo!
( XLVII Yacht Rodent!, Wed 9 Jul, 10:15, Reply)

C'est une Eyefull Tower

(Ninj, Wed 9 Jul, 8:55, Reply)

bizarre
I was just starting to listen to 'Pure Pleasure Seeker' by Moloko, and the sax intro perfectly synced with that lady's luv bumps.

Made my morning
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:09, Reply)

Glad to be of help Joe
You alreeet sir?
(Ninj, Wed 9 Jul, 9:10, Reply)

I'm grand matey
How's your good/bad self?
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:12, Reply)

Not bad fank you
Can't wait for new compo, fed up of looking for lardies on Google!
(Ninj, Wed 9 Jul, 9:19, Reply)

hahaha!
on google full stop
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Wed 9 Jul, 9:25, Reply)

+wood throb
( B.T., Wed 9 Jul, 9:10, Reply)

musical timing's brilliant
i once sneakily escaped oxfordshires worst traffic jam for a decade via a clever back root, crested a hill over the valley just as the theme from the magnificent 7 came on and zoomed down free. It was perfect.
( lordsaccharine over posting at the moment, must be bored, Wed 9 Jul, 9:23, Reply)

Haha
That made me giggle :)
( in vino veritas, Wed 9 Jul, 9:15, Reply)

g j


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Jul, 9:24, Reply)

squildo graped? Check!
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 9 Jul, 9:27,