hmmm
living space inc. wld obviously make a great deal of money...

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 575 entries (closed)

(meandtheme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

aaagh!
baboons
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

QUICK!
Give the baboon a biscuit.
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

Baboons prefer Penny-Farthings to biscuits


They can pull tricks on a halfpipe
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:03, archived)

Baboons?
You need "Bab-away pest ape spray".

It's the best!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

.
accept no substitute!
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

I prefer
BABOOOOOOOONNNNNNGUARDDDDDDDDDD!
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

No,
Baboon-Be-Gone is much better.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

or even
Baboon-Ex
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

Ape-Off
works for me
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

they're all cheap imitations
Accept no other!

Bab-away. It does what it says in the small print.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

Not to be confused with:
baby-way
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

that made me chortle with such force
my coworkers thought i sneezed
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Has any one heard
Clint 'the loon' Boon's Baboon tune? It's out soon.
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Hey fatty
bumbum

oooooooooooh, PB and J with the crusts cut off

HONK!
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

i challenge thee to a duel






not really
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

Watch it sonny
I'm foil grade 1 now you know
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

i have advanced from kitchen foil
to rolls of clingfilm so ner ner ner ner ner
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

wooh
he a big piggy
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

fuck me backwards and call me Shirley
that's a large swine.
( Monkeyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

i want to post my 5000th before i go home
so i'm replying to any old tosh
( new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

cheap slag that you are

( dutchbird, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

that's why you love me

( new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

maybe I'm just using
you for your body
( dutchbird, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

ooo a monkey!
am i right?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

ha!
I think i've just been got by the magical future reply monkey...
( dutchbird, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)

that's ok
he's obviously spotted my simian similarities
( new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

you
post-whore
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

yes
i spent all of 2 minutes on my 5000 post thingy so i want to use it
( new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

slut

( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

yes

( new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)