aaagh!
baboons
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)

QUICK!
Give the baboon a biscuit.
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

Baboons prefer Penny-Farthings to biscuits


They can pull tricks on a halfpipe
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)

Baboons?
You need "Bab-away pest ape spray".

It's the best!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)

.
accept no substitute!
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

I prefer
BABOOOOOOOONNNNNNGUARDDDDDDDDDD!
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

No,
Baboon-Be-Gone is much better.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

or even
Baboon-Ex
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

Ape-Off
works for me
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)

they're all cheap imitations
Accept no other!

Bab-away. It does what it says in the small print.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)

Not to be confused with:
baby-way
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)

that made me chortle with such force
my coworkers thought i sneezed
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)

Has any one heard
Clint 'the loon' Boon's Baboon tune? It's out soon.
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)