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From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 574 entries (closed)

( Fat Marrow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

I must say...
...skill!
( DancesWithWeezils, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

1000 monkeys
sitting down, timewasting in 1000 boring jobs would eventually produce the same thing... :-)
( Fat Marrow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

Haven't you just described
b3ta?
( dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

No,
that was more like 1500 monkeys.
( Fat Marrow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

That
is very nicely done. good work
( bean, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Oh yes!

(mr wheatley ®, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

HEHEHE
DAS IS SEHR GUT!!!!!!!!
(Kazoooooooo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

das is gut

( Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

Fred!!!
I walked him back to his hotel pissed as a fart from a night on the town a couple of weeks ago!
( Bloody Student, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

is he as sound in real life
as he seems on the telly?
/dibnah envy
( Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

Oh yes!
He was regailing us all with war stories and things. He discovered how to pick a lock on a German army camp door with just a spoon and a bed-iron!

FACT
( Bloody Student, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

I'm left green with
envy.

( Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

That's a great Dibnah
Woo to you.
( Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

that is some good shit!

( mictoboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

is it wrong
that I like that monkey in a not-strictly-platonic way?
Probably, I'll shut up now
( LP, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

he's workin his mojo
for the old lady, but it got you!

/pedant its platonic
/coat
( mictoboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

what is?
/snigger
( LP, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

ooops!
/pedant it's platonic

pesky apostophes
( mictoboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

platonic.
You mean Platonic.

[edit]Hah! You may edit, but the board is faster. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

that
is really rather woo !
( Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

Praise indeed...
thanks to all
( Fat Marrow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

oooh
very good! Woo and yay!
( Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

very woo indeed
huzzah
( Beardo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)