If Hitler had won the war...


my first pic - apologies for any probs with it

FAO anoraks: the correct German for Eastenders is "Bewohner des Londoner Ostens" but that seemed clumsy

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 575 entries (closed)

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)

its ok apart from
its redex and its not a compo entry !
( Lord_Munkee is off to New York soonly!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

now its working i must say

( Lord_Munkee is off to New York soonly!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)

hehehe
it's pointing to
C:/cards and crafts/graphics/ostenderen.jpg
me thinks you've forgotton to upload it mate ;)
( djdirect, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)

doh
it n33d5 to b3 on dar intarw3b
( Lord_Munkee is off to New York soonly!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

you need
to sort yourself out some webhosting. there are some tips in the faq
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
( rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)

MSN Groups
are easy to set up - Spoon's How2 + FAQ
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)

aaaaaaaargh
have a website, just not good with technology.
when i right click and select props in browser, that's the url i get.....mmm
will have lunch and then try to fix it
here's the url of the pic: www.cardsandcrafts.co.uk/ostenderen.htm
if your interested.

what's redex btw?
please be nice, I'm fragile
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)

Hmmm....
.. we are seeing a 'red X' instead of your pic (same goes for the link you supplied above)... Try rereading the FAQ and have another go.....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)

in that file you have
<img
src="file:///C:/cards%20and%20crafts/graphics/ostenderen.jpg"
width="320" height="240">

which means it is looking for the file on your computer, not at cardsandcrafts.co.uk

you have to upload your picture first.
redex refers to the little red x that people get in their browsers when an image can't load

this announcement was sponsored by Remington©
( munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)

in internet explorer
if it can't load an image it displays a little red cross, a bit like this:

only not animated!

the piece of html you are linking to is on the internet, but the image it references is only on you harddisk - so you can see it, but no one else can. you need to put the image file on your website as well...

everyone is nice round here. well most people are anyway ;)
( rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

A little red x
is what most people see displayed for broken image links.
Other systems (non-Windows/IE) see a red circle with a white x instead.
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)

is that any better now? :(
it is on the server, it just won't give me the right url!

:P to all the rotten meanies being unkind to crappy newbie (throws rattle out of pram)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

Eh?
Who's being mean?

Edit: Apart from my sarky comment about the pic - sorry, din't mean to be rude.
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)

quote
doh
it n33d5 to b3 on dar intarw3b
(Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr, 11:41, Reply)

most nasty :(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

i didn't mean
for it to be nasty :(

i'm a nice guy..

here have my


( Lord_Munkee is off to New York soonly!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)

Ah yes
Well sometimes the number of askey posts and trolls gets to people so that they are unable to help anyone.

I'm sure he didn't mean to be too rude though - we are all quite fluffy for the most part.
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)

aww
thanks munkee apology accepted.

in't it amazin' what ye can do wi' a computer and access te t'internet?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)

Nice one
but isn't Ostende a port town in Belgium?
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)

see start of thread
i just thought "Bewohner des Londoner Ostens" was a bit long


thanks to the nice ppl for kind comments and patience :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

yay!
nice start :)
( rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)