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From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 194 entries (closed)

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:56, archived)

Brilliant

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

ta very much!

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:00, archived)

At least Blair (Christ I can't believe I'm defending him)
was pretty clear from the off that he was just a power-hungry whore willing to suck whoever's cock necessary to get rich and influencial.

Clegg is still giving it the big 'un about it being about something else - at the moment people and policies.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:59, archived)

whoever said "the road to hell is paved with good intentions"...
...is probably dead by now :)
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:00, archived)

Blair hid the fact that he's a frenzied god-nutter though
famously claiming he "didn't do God" before basing all his policies on what his invisible friend in the sky told him to do

the motherfucking murdering lying cunt
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:07, archived)

*applause*

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:09, archived)

I wonder how he sleeps at night?
Other than on a big pile of money in a different room from his ghastly wife...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

aww, she's not ghastly...

...ok, you win this round.
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:06, archived)

Ha Ha!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

Mouths

( mofaha, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:45, archived)

Wasn't it Alistair Campbell who said "We don't do god?"
But braodly, yeah. And that weirdo Ruth Kelly, member of Opus Dei.
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

I'm not sure Ruth Kelly was actually a member of the human race
she looked like a flesh-coloured balloon covered in hay
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:17, archived)

*applause*

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:20, archived)

it was Campbell speaking on Blair's behalf
but Tony did nothing to correct him

...

sweet Jesus monkey-raping Christ I have to meet with the people from the Tony Blair Faith Foundation tomorrow...I may have to go armed
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:18, archived)

The what?
I don't like any of the words in the title of that organisation (even "foundation" makes me think of stupid New Labour new-speak)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

oh dear Christ
www.tonyblairfaithfoundation.org/
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:24, archived)

I clicked on that actually hoping for Horses, or Rickroll...or Goatse
the horror...the horror...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

arrrgh the horror
the droppy downy menus don't work on Chrome
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:37, archived)

Woah

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:52, archived)

shields up!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:22, archived)

PEOPLE?
exactly how many people has he endoctrinated into his weird cult?
(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:22, archived)

Good point well presented.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:15, archived)

(further applause)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_yv1m9jN8
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:23, archived)

Paddy Ashdown must be spinning in his grave

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:06, archived)

is that where he sleeps? ;)

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:08, archived)

Awww, I wanted someone to say "but he's not dead"
and I would have said "No, but his career is"

as long as you ignore the fact that he's a Lord and a successful writer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:10, archived)

I thwarted your secret intent
unintentionally, however...
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:11, archived)

And now I have to get some cream for my thwarts...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:14, archived)

:)

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:14, archived)

haha
So true!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:10, archived)

Top work!

( Captain Howdy, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

A country run by the Camereggs!!!

( Eduard Khil's Haircut lurking and liking on, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man
and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

Fuck.
(Dreadful Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 12 May 2010, 12:17, archived)

(applause)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

ta muchly

( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha nice theory.
Cameron's face in that pic tells you everything you need to know about himself and the coming government.
( mofaha, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:01, archived)

Haha!
Oh dear.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, archived)

that really is on the money

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:16, archived)

:)
many thanks
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:35, archived)

This is sterling.
You could even shoehorn in a reference to Chamberlain and Hitler without too much trouble.
(Galactic Yeti, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:32, archived)

fantastic work!

( enceladus, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:15, archived)

Fantastic.
And simultaneously terrifying.
( Mushroom, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:56, archived)