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# LOLTOASTIE
And LOLSMEARS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# There's reasons I didn't go into medicine
I'd vomit into people during surgery.

I'd say I envy you but... no, actually, I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Friend almost did that once. Was hungover in theatre and vommed. Luckily he was wearing a mask so it just went up his nose and up all over his face and glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# you don't see that in Holby City very often
also - are the nurses as sexy as they are on the telly?

and in you medical opinion, would you do Amanda Mealing?

I know I would but that's no measure of what is right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Definitely.
One of the main reasons for watching Holby.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# she is getting sexier too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# She needs more storylines which would involve her taking her top off
and/or just walking about in her pants
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I'm only allowed Safe Search at work!
bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I can't find any saucy pics anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# This question isn't directed at me but I have anecdotal evidence
When I was in hospital last year, I'd say about half the nurses were good looking and half were quite the opposite, and one was absolutely stunning but unfortunately was only on the night shift when we were stuffed with morphine, and only once. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Lady surgeons can often be a bit manly. However she is an actress so I would have to say yes.
On average the nurses I've worked with have been about 95% less sexy than the ones on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# what about BUPA?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# eurgh
thank the lord for masks, otherwise you'd be left explaining to some old dear that you'd replaced her appendix with a bit of gerkin, some stewed carrot and the remains of a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# and who's to say that might not work better?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Well it couldn't work much worse, could it?
Bloody silly appendices. I should've asked them to take mine out when they were rummaging around inside me, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# haven't they just discovered that they can give you superpowers, if the right electrical current passes through them?
oh bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Mine's still there
I was a bit preoccupied with the pain and the promise of incipient surgery to think of asking them to whip out my appendix while they were at it. Superpowers can still be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# oh yes. I didn't read properly
go for something involving lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# too close to home
i've had courses on how lasers work. i want something i don't understand, like the incredible hulk. or invisibility. or both, i'll be the invisible hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
WHAT'S GREEN BUT CAN'T BE SEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# wait, wait don't tell me
A BOGEY SHOVED UP A BUM!

Am I right? Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# YES!
you win this bogey that's been shoved up a bum.

*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I shall treasure it forever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# They are also useful because people can't see your facial expressions.
Like the 'oh shit' face surgeons pull when they cut through something important by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I think if I were in surgery
I'd be more than worried enough that I could see the surgeon at all than with what face he's pulling. Bloody anaesthetists, I knew I shouldn't trust them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Conversely, a removed appendix would make a good replacement gherkin.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I'd love to put it in a vegetarian's sandwich
and watch them eat it.

That's because I'm a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)