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# eurgh
thank the lord for masks, otherwise you'd be left explaining to some old dear that you'd replaced her appendix with a bit of gerkin, some stewed carrot and the remains of a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# and who's to say that might not work better?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Well it couldn't work much worse, could it?
Bloody silly appendices. I should've asked them to take mine out when they were rummaging around inside me, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# haven't they just discovered that they can give you superpowers, if the right electrical current passes through them?
oh bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Mine's still there
I was a bit preoccupied with the pain and the promise of incipient surgery to think of asking them to whip out my appendix while they were at it. Superpowers can still be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# oh yes. I didn't read properly
go for something involving lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# too close to home
i've had courses on how lasers work. i want something i don't understand, like the incredible hulk. or invisibility. or both, i'll be the invisible hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
WHAT'S GREEN BUT CAN'T BE SEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# wait, wait don't tell me
A BOGEY SHOVED UP A BUM!

Am I right? Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# YES!
you win this bogey that's been shoved up a bum.

*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I shall treasure it forever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# They are also useful because people can't see your facial expressions.
Like the 'oh shit' face surgeons pull when they cut through something important by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I think if I were in surgery
I'd be more than worried enough that I could see the surgeon at all than with what face he's pulling. Bloody anaesthetists, I knew I shouldn't trust them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Conversely, a removed appendix would make a good replacement gherkin.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I'd love to put it in a vegetarian's sandwich
and watch them eat it.

That's because I'm a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)