best i can do right now...
in the adult version, the dwarves took full advantage of the naivest of them all

(stove_minion, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:27, archived)

bwa-hah-haaaaaargh!
that made i larf

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)

Yer
Yer go on snow white. Lets see if the rest off yuor body's white!
(boris2, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:29, archived)

already on the web and
you do NOT want to see..
no no nonononononoNO!
( Darkedge, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Brilliant.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 13:32, archived)