How unhygenic.!
What's wrong with just sticking a broom up your arse?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

some people
just arn't as talented as you
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

Why thankyou!
I can show you my operation scar too, if you really want me to.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

no thank you.
I've only just had my hernia pushed back in
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

'Fairy tale' end-in'?
*shudder*
(n@man, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)