I shall declaim, thus:
The walruss and the carpenter,
Crossed the sand, hand in hand.
"If only," said the carpenter,
"The law would understand".
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the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:15,
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I remember it from
The Brand New Monty Python Papperbok from donkeys years ago.
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moonbadger _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:49,
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