Since
the giant is dead he should just go back up the beanstalk and live like a king. That's what I'd do, instead of being stuck working the farm for the rest of my life... sure, golden egged geese work for a WHILE but they eventually die. And that giant's corpse will rot. And I'd be stuck miserable again with no food.

Edit: I must be kinda dismal today... didn't think I had it in me.
( LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

the thing is
he cut down the beanstalk to kill the giant
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)

Oh
damn. He's fucked.
( LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)

I'd have shot him
if i was jack
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

I'd have shot Jack
If I was the giant
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

touche

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

I wouldn't it would be hell!
You would be too small to open up the bottles of booze!
(W3stwing, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)

har har
true that. I think you'd find a way though.... :-D
( LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

erm,
How ?
(Big Dunc's Hair, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

push the bottle over
and lick the beer off the floor?
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)