rumpelstiltskin of the bailey

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)

yeah!! that greedy cow
finally gets put up in court!
That's very nicely done, have you got a larger version?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)

afraid not fnord
goldie locks is up on bearing small arms at the tuck shop........
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)

and all the king's horses and all the king's men
couldn't talk goldie out of slicing the head off a jelly baby hostage.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)