C.S. Lewis

The C.S. stands for Curry Shop
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Lum, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 19:26,
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I had a wife with poppadum ears once
of course that was before the accident
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GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 6 Apr 2003, 19:40,
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