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Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29,
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LOL
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29,
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sup ;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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:D
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Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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:D indeed!
Never knew I had that effect on people!!!
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Rico, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:39,
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I Likez
I likez this teh lotz
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Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:47,
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Glad to hear it!
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spider pig remembered what the dormouse said, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01,
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hahahah
*changes username to William Hague*
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Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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Hahahahahaha
oh sweet revenge
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mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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Bloody hell
Where'd you find that picture of me?
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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And of me!?
Am I right to be paranoid? Need a RIS here...
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Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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You need a RIS?
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Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:26,
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Can I blame being distracted by pesk work...
...course I can't.....gah!
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Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28,
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CLANG!
Penny has dropped. Marvlus work.
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Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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And THAT
is what the internet is all about!
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Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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Unfortunately.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:29,
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What.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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i just, you know
:3
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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I'm disgusted at the lack of GMOS glasses, really.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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The fuck?
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Just Flange, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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don't deny our love
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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*buttfilths*
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Just Flange, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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?!?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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<3
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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Looks like I chose the wrong website to use the name "Enzyme"
EDIT:
Ohhhhhh.
*gets it*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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haaaaahahahahha
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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Well then
Also: I thought he had me on ignore?
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mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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you secretly knew it all along
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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Can someone tell me what was here as I just see a blank line
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Dixon Bawls, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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sorry, added the link back :)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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Who, Me?
why?
I haven't been on in months, have I done or said something?
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Just Flange, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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All is becoming clear.....
Fucking topwork there Cr3.
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Just Flange, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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haaaaaaaaaaahahaha
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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Same here.
It took me faaaaaaaar to long to work out what was going on there.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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Me too,
lucky I had a spare account to try it with...
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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haaaaaahahahah
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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was this too soon? i kind of love you and that
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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It's nice to know that I have that effect on at least one person.
I'm using "person" in the loosest possible sense, of course...
:)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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hee hee hee
love it
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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Jesus fuck
I nearly swallowed my keyboard then hahahah
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Dixon Bawls, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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hahahaha
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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I make most people moist to be fair ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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:D
It's just common sense really
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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Clever bugger ;)
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Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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it's all about you ;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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Happy to see I've made some kind of contribution to the community
Even if it is a slightly disturbing prospect :D
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:12,
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hahaha it's you i love the most come here
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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?!
having logged out and back in again to check, I'm right, you really are a clever sod
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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Dude don't deny our love <3
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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It's a blessing and a curse
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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Well, I try.
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Mr._Pickles, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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Utter utter genius
I shit myself when I first saw that!!!
I thought I was popular!
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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i made the image for you, so yeah, whatever :((
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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i actually did!
but then i was taking one anyway.
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:37,
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Damn right!
That is quality!
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Joliet has birthed her little B3tard, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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*rubs your legs*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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Pardon!
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Aenesis, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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you, me, moist. fancy a drink?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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hmm
a/s/l
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Aenesis, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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14/f/cali
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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aww sweet,
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Aenesis, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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Hello?
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disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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*touches*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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*in the morning*
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Joliet has birthed her little B3tard, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23,
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WHAT?
very clever indeed.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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no need to shout jeez I was just trying to make you happy :((
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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HOW?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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with my MAN LEGS
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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Aw, go on, tell us how you did it!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeese?
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Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25,
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<?
##
## $Source: ./cr3/moist.jpg,v $
## $Revision: 0.3 $
## $Author: cr3 $
## $Date: 2010/09/03 15:30:00 $
##
include('../../core/init.php');
$un = strtoupper($user[username]);
if ($un == "") {
$un = "YOUR MUM";
}
$image = ImageCreateFromjpeg("template.jpg");
$color = imagecolorallocate($image, 0xFF, 0xFF, 0xFF);
$colorShadow = imagecolorallocate($image, 0x66, 0x66, 0x66);
$font = 'IMPACT.TTF';
$fontSize = "70";
$fontRotation = "0";
$str = "$un";
$font_width="39";
if (strlen($str) > 15) {
$fontSize = "40";
$font_width = "23";
}
$text_width = $font_width * strlen($str);
$center = (700 / 2) - ($text_width / 2);
/* Shadow */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, ($center+2), 92, $colorShadow, $font, $str);
/* Top Level */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, $center, 90, $color, $font, $str);
$fontSize = "70";
$fontRotation = "0";
$str = "MAKES ME MOIST";
$font_width="45";
$text_width = $font_width * strlen($str);
$center = (700 / 2) - ($text_width / 2);
/* Shadow */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, ($center+2), 532, $colorShadow, $font, $str);
/* Top Level */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, $center, 530, $color, $font, $str);
header("Content-Type: image/jpeg");
Imagejpeg ($image);
imagedestroy($image);
?>
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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*worships*
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Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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well, you asked
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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Aww man, you're cheating, we don't have access to the $user array to make that sort of thing.
I didn't notice it was on the b3ta domain for all the session/cookie stuff.
*Demands an API so I can make cool shit too*
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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haha, never
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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SAD TIMES
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58,
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Hello
What now?
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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I fancy you and that, hi.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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EDIT Ooo I bet there's some kind of trickery at work here isn't there..?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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;-)
edit: why would you think that, barry? can I call you baz? great, drinks later baz? ;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20,
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Only if you keep your hands to yourself.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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i guarantee nothing
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38,
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What have I missed?
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sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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me, I hope. how YOU doin'?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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Well if you didn't duck I wouldn't have missed you
I log off for a few hours and go do something in the real world and suddenly I have a stalker?
Fuck I'm stupid, I've just clicked.
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sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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he he he
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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I like the way nobody's slagged you off for posting TOAP yet.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22,
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probably because they're all so happy that I finally professed my love.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23,
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This disturbs me
D:
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Mushroom, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23,
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Why
It makes me moist too
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23,
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;) IT'S MOSTLY FOR YOU
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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D:
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Mushroom, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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* moistly
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39,
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Now I'm worried.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:23,
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I don't dare ask...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24,
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<333
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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This is fantastic
can I use it in my profile?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24,
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of course
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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thanks!
It's freaky but brilliant
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28,
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What me!!!!
:D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24,
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YES YOU
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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Am I missing summat?!
:D The pic is ace BTW :D
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Ninj didn't have much money on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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I love you and want to filth you
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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This is the best thing ever
I needed to see this lmao :D
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Jeccius PS3 Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25,
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Show us your tits?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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I need access to your cookies
om nom nom nom.
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27,
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how paranoid ;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:32,
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Paranoid?
I want your cookies!
Or atleast an API :P
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:13,
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Woo!
I'm in there, then!
Quite bizarre... I've been "Skotzmun" for over 20 years now, and this is the first time I have ever seen that spelling with it not being generate by or at me.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28,
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get yer waps out
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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CLANG!!!!! There goes the penny, and...
... that is a piece of utter genius!
And as a double-bonus, my 20-plus year record still stands.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:14,
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Skotzmun
Hootzmun!
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:21,
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WUT?!
EDIT: You tricksy hobbit whore!
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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<3?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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Wot? Me?
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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yer, you
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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Oh
I see...
Well done
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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WTF?!? Bubbles FTMFW!!!
I'm going to see Trailer Park Boys live this month in London, Can't fucking wait :D
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Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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damned right
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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er....
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Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:32,
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hush. let our hips do the talking
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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Hahahaha
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mediocre approves, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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*loves with face*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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I am deeply worried
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Frogcloset (noun), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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show me on the doll where you want me to touch
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35,
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??!!
Ohhh! Crap! Dammit!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:36,
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don't be a stranger letum
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39,
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Do I now?!
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:36,
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oh yeah. yeah. yes. oh god yes.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38,
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HAHAHAHA
Genius! Got me too!
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Q4nobody, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38,
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it's just for you, i have no idea what you're on about
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39,
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hehehe
Keep that one for April fools
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Q4nobody, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:53,
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only because I wee'ed on you
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pdjpdj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39,
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what can I say, I'm in to that
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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For fuck sake :(
Please don't do that!
(amazing) :D
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Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:40,
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east sussex crew gotta stay tight, blad.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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Srs?
Hastings is where it's muvvafuckin at muvvafuckah.
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Just Flange, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:51,
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fnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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stoned, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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chortlesnicker
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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Thank you...
I almost feel honoured...
...almost.
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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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get your waps out a bit then
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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hahahahaha, tok me a moment
fucking coders, stealing our usernames etc.
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pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:49,
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hide your kids, hide your wife
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:52,
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I wasn't logged in when I saw this........
And was riss riss rissing.......
Then logged in...... Hahahaha
Hearty clicks indeed....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:50,
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;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55,
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Not me
Not MEEEEEE!
(clicks anyway...)
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tubaman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:54,
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youuuu!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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ah, now i see the code
in another reply - way too clever!
what part makes the text "stick" ?
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tubaman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:07,
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WTF Hahahahaha:D
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herman:D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55,
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<3 you
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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Thats...
... err nice :-/
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JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55,
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don't deny our love you spent all last night texting me x
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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wow
this has to be one of the surrealist moments I've had since I was spiked with Acid and thrown into Longleat safari park
I'm honored of course...?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:01,
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the honour is all mine you fuckstallion
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:02,
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*changes name to 'water'*
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:03,
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water result!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:05,
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way ahead of you
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:27,
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(pre-edit) Me too...she's got huge tits!
*edit: Atomic penis has struck again!

Now the replies are even funnier...... *clicks*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06,
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phwoar
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06,
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3rd edit*: Back to square one...first reply in effect. \o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:56,
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4th edit: I see what you did there.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:00,
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YAY!
Have I been sleep posting again?
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cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06,
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I have no idea, come here *grope*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06,
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haha, I should have read the whole the whole thread
before getting freaked the fuck out
top top action champ!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06,
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;)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06,
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There aint half been some clever bastards...
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mrwoggle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:09,
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Oh mrwoggle <3
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06,
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And now you've told Everybody!
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CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:10,
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I can't keep our love a secret!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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What?
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. Y . ), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:15,
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Hey there. *wink*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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Ha! You clever bastard :D
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Monty Propps, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:15,
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Oh you!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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/unlurk
wait what?
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DUM4S5 =], Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:19,
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You're hot. Let's dance.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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:O
Erm.... :)
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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:21,
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:-)
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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I never knew you felt that way, if only you'd said earlier
And I didn't realise you're such a looker!
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:22,
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Well, thank you!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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Oh gosh!
Cunning linguist.
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petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:24,
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*licks*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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Glad to hear it! :P
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Fly Projector Igorance is Bliss! ...is that sex with Idiots?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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My pleasure.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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I saved it...
...I feel very special... :D... If I'm ever constipated I can look upon this and all will be right again.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:28,
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Awwwww yeeee.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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Hi there!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:29,
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Hey!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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Wot, me?
Yikes! I never knew you cared!
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surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:31,
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You the most. Give us a go on your waps?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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what do you know of my waps?
I'm getting quite excited at the thought of someone being interested!
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surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:38,
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Have we met???
I use contacts now
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PFC Hudson, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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Of course we have
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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Ooh. That's clever, that there.
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trumpet, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:36,
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*points*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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I believe that I've found the proper response !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:37,
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yeah!-o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:56,
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*grin*
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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thats actually quite a flattering pic
mind if i use it for my MongAlong® bus pass?
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:38,
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Of course, it'd be my honour
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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hahahahaha
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Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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Arrggh!
I bloody hope that I don't make him moist haha
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:40,
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I think you do more than most, maiden
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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WOT?
edit: cries
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zog why change it now?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:45,
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oh zog, you know i'm a crazy girl.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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What did I do??
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prodder This crack's really moreish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:47,
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you've got a bad case of SEXY
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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This has done my paranoia no good what-so-ever
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:52,
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Nice t-shirt
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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Maxine
Maxine Basset is a dead dog.
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MaxineBasset You wont get this if you were born after 1950, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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Sorry Maxine. Can I get a go on your tits anyway?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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Should I be worried?
:s
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WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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Very, I imagine.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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Hahaha!
Paranoid much - I thought, as it was a reply to emvee who I know IRL, that it was a pisstake
of our 'special' friendship. Genius.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:56,
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YES!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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I just noticed this
And I would like to say I am puzzled.
EDIT: and now I'm not. D'oh what a numpty.
Someone did this a while back using Facebook profile details too. That freaked me out WAAAAY more as it was my real name.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:00,
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he he he
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:10,
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What?
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:05,
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Ahhh
you dirty cunt
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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my cunt is clean as a whistle
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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:DDDDDDD
HERRO PREASE
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brandt, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06,
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herrrrrrrro!
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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Do I?
Well, I suppose a stream of piss will do that
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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of course
aiee
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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What?
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Digireedoo, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:14,
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i fancy you hardcore
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:15,
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Do what?
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Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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fancy a bum?
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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A bum
for keeps?
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Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:20,
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for one night only
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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OH LOL
I got a bit excited there
thought someone had noticed and appreciated me
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Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:19,
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oh I do, I do.
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:20,
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whuh...
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Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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don't deny our love, jeff
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cr3, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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hello
what?
ah. i see now
/relurks
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andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:27,
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it's all about andy right here
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:39,
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Glad to hear it
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insert username here, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:27,
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great news
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:39,
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What's this all about?
That's my name!
Edit: Fully had me confused for a while.. top work!
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:28,
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oh electonic <3
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:40,
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you what??
joke or not, i hope that doesn't stick!
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33,
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oh! hahahahaha!
nicely done!
for added shame, i saw this while using the throne. it turned out to be handy!
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:36,
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hahahahaha I am so glad
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:40,
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what the.........fuck?
:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33,
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<3?
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42,
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Awww yeah baby..
=D
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:40,
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awwwww yeeeeeeeeeeee.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42,
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yey, you love me <3
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sooperdave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:41,
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sooperdave, you're so sooper.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42,
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Er
CLEVER BOY
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Stickboy otters nose! wolf nipple chips!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:48,
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he's learning..
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45,
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oh behave!
;)
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:50,
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can't a guy get a little bit of tit gazzed to him any more?
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45,
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Oh you terrible cunt!
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:54,
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hahaha YOU
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45,
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HOW IS THIS SO
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Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.nr, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:57,
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PAUL_P I LOVE YOU
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45,
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Now what the...
chuffin' eck is all that about?
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:57,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:09,
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Nothing, move along
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45,
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That took a while for the penny to drop!
I wondered what have I done to cr3 for him to pillory me so .... Top work Sir.
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SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:12,
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ho ho ho
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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WAILAAPAM?
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Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:15,
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Dildo Buggery?
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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Cheers
Want a tissue?
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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:18,
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Thanks
*wipes*
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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WHAT?!?!?
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:19,
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WHAT?!
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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WHERE
Did you get my Photo from :)
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Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:26,
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I'm outside, come say hi
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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I make your moist what?
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discomeats Meh., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:31,
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All of it!
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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sup ;)
During my Benny Hill phase?
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Kurashima, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:38,
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I think so. ;)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46,
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Shit! Don't do this kind of clever thing
I'm new (well born again), thought I had a stalker for a second there!
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rustino666 tickling your touch-hole since 1975, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:45,
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He he he, but you DO
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47,
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hmmm
intruiged
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thistle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:04,
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Now I've figured it out
I'm mighty impressed.
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thistle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:44,
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shit :D
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47,
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Thanks
i didn't know that
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starquake is still figuring things out, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:04,
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Any day, starquake
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47,
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Thanks
I rarely have that effect...
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mucuscough http://sciencehubb.co.uk/ <-Science-y stuff, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:06,
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Every time with me, dude
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47,
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er?
I never knew
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chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:08,
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fancy a bumming?
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47,
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meet you round the back of tesco in 5
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chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:15,
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er.... me???
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dogigniter Never was a truer word spoken in Jeff, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:13,
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yes. you.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47,
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hmmm
Is he talking about me? :P
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oasis Too weird to live, too rare to die, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:21,
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yes - not the band
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48,
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Oh my, and to think I thought my lurker status would barely get me noticed.
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JamesG, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:27,
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It's all about JamesG today
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48,
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I hate you cr3 for being so clever at stuff like this
hate love
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spesh, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:06,
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you'll always be my favourite spesh
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48,
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Bloody hell!
Can't a chap lurk in peace any more??
Not very ninja edit: Oh, you are a card, cr3
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Porksarnie, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:12,
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He he he
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48,
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[/;-D
FUCKIN' EH!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:28,
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;---)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48,
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What what?
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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:01,
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Hey BABAAAAAAAAAY
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49,
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i know i do
i make everybody moist
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Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:13,
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Damned right
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49,
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YES!
This is the desired reaction. Carry on.
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Brigadier Flangebucket, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:48,
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*keeps calm*
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49,
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Ha ha!
Great stuff :D
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:53,
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;D
Gaz us your tits!
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49,
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you love me and only me
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:00,
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that is correct
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49,
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well
I try
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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:06,
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MNGH oh there it goes again :(
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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You rang?
:O
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:05,
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Heyyyyyyyy Tefty ;)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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Thanks x
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Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:18,
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any day x
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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You clever bastard.
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:21,
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You Caustic Armadillo.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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err...
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:33,
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Sup, Andy. Fancy a bumming?
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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Glad to be of Service
;p
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Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:51,
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Thanks, Sir Tainley. Thirtainly.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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hah
fucking hell, that freaked me out.
I mean, I know I do, I was just surprised it's taken you this long to tell people.
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new_matt, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:30,
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he he he - i always admire from afar
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50,
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hahaha
i don't know what to say
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:37,
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JUST SAY YOU WILL
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51,
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WTF
??
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mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:12,
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un-RIS-ed
:D *clicks at genius*
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mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:15,
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sup baby.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51,
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Oi!!!
What have you got against my usernmame?
Tsk. Go to Bolivia for 6 weeks, come back and this is what happens...
N.
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kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:37,
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I love your username intimately, fact
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51,
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It's 2am, I'm surfing B3ta until insomnia leaves me alone.
If I wasn't fully awake before, I certainly fucking well am now. That was a proper WTF moment for at least ten seconds.
Top work!
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:15,
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He he he he
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51,
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This is my user name!
Edit, I now feel like a cunt!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:21,
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;D
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52,
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Hahahahah!
Genius :D
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AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:23,
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Tits! Gaz! Now!
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52,
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GTFO!
Imagine my surprise!
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debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:17,
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Hehe, thought I'd do something nice for you
Any chance of some tit over gaz?
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52,
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Utterly astounded.
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debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:25,
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Aw yay
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52,
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mmmm
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Jamnog and then, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:59,
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thread kill :D
edit : yeah ris paranoid looks pretty bad ... :/
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Jamnog and then, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:00,
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YOU'LL NEVER STOP THE ROCK
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:08,
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arg i cant kill it
and uhmm i think i am starting to lol more
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Jamnog and then, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:26,
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oh fuck yeah
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45,
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thank you
is it because I threw that pint over you?
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seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:26,
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i will never forgive you
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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Hah hah hah hah hah
Now THAT is fucking clever.
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:01,
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;D
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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That resulted in about thirty seconds of what-the-fuck flailing.
Well played.
*moists*
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:03,
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*moisty*
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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Hahaha
you know it
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:39,
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I sure do
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:08,
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i think!
Edit: im an idiot thats rather clever!
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Muncee, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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Ha aha hahah.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:08,
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And just a day before my 2nd candlemas
You old flirt you.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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For you, John, anything.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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My plan has worked...
EDIT: Bollocks! Mightily well done!
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gingerfreak Pan Book Of Horror 12 was my favourite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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Hehehehehe
Gaz us your tits anyway
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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well thats good to know sir
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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Long time no flirt.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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That's my username.
I don't get it.
edit: but then again, I am an idiot.
edit2: Pfff...Brilliant! Scared the shit out of me, though.
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pahakyy, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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;)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:'D
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:24,
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Not you, you're awful.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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Honoured I'm sure.
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Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:07,
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For sure, for sure.
Nice nuntits.
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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*CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK*!!!!!!!!!
Excellent :-D
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:51,
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Why thank you :)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09,
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WEIRD
pubic_alopecia has been my username for YEARS!
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pubic_alopecia, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:10,
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That's odd
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:44,
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uhhh....
whut?
edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
talented cunt ;)
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:23,
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Oh Haku ;)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45,
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Fuck sake cr3
You talented FUCK :D
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DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | Pinkie Pie Style!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:23,
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Someone has to be. ;)
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cr3, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45,
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Excellent.
First thought - "Hrm, thought I was long forgotten here"
Second thought - "Oh, I am..."
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fuzzix, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:14,
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I'm sorry, I just can't help it!
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Brims Spurts., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:42,
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Hullo
Who duth summon my person?
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:33,
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Really?
I'm so glad. Snuggle?
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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:06,
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Aww shucks.
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Blak, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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This picture makes me moist
as I actually know several members of the cast and crew (but not Bubs!).
Thanks cr3!
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RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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You are terrifying.
Hahaha
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Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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At first I felt a bit stupid for reacting to this and it taking me a couple of seconds to get it.
Then I read the comments below, and felt like a clever sod for getting it much faster than a lot peeps. Cool trick.
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Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:41,
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Good God.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:06,
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how did you find me?
I've gone to extreme lengths to protect my identity I'll have you know
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:02,
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:D
YAY for me
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zulu eh?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:52,
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:)
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35,
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Bloody 'ell
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gigpiglet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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Rakes are expensive.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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METH IS HARD TO MAKE
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mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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*cackles*
*clicks*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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Oh go on then
>_<
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Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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I like the sounds of that
I like it when a poem gets anal...
...Spinkter!
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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That must be shear pain.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41,
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Hoe hoe hoe
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CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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These puns are so good
I nearly weed myself.
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Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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Nothing wrong with a sprinkler humour ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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Cant think of any more....you win....I'll throw in the trowel
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CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01,
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FORK!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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The rake must progress.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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Those aren't violets.
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Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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According to thehouseplants.com
They are. Saintpaulia African violets.
So there. I'd hate to be accused of an improperly researched GIF.
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Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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They really aren't, you know, they're speedwells.
The twats at thehouseplants.com got it wrong. I takes my plant pedantry seriously!
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Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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hahahaha
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E Dubya, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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Mary had a little lamb
It and she were buddies
It followed her to school
And got an A in Media Studies
I copied this from Private Eye.
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zeltergiset, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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I'll try the rake-y end this this time,
the rusty handle doesn't do it anymore.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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