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[challenge entry] Not a limerick, but a poem.

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(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# sup ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# :D indeed!
Never knew I had that effect on people!!!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I Likez
I likez this teh lotz
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Glad to hear it!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahah
*changes username to William Hague*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
oh sweet revenge
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Bloody hell
Where'd you find that picture of me?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# And of me!?
Am I right to be paranoid? Need a RIS here...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# You need a RIS?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Can I blame being distracted by pesk work...
...course I can't.....gah!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# CLANG!
Penny has dropped. Marvlus work.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# And THAT
is what the internet is all about!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Unfortunately.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# What.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# i just, you know
:3
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I'm disgusted at the lack of GMOS glasses, really.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# The fuck?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# don't deny our love
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *buttfilths*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# ?!?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# <3
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Looks like I chose the wrong website to use the name "Enzyme"
EDIT:
Ohhhhhh.
*gets it*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# haaaaahahahahha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well then
Also: I thought he had me on ignore?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# you secretly knew it all along
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Can someone tell me what was here as I just see a blank line
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# sorry, added the link back :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Who, Me?
why?

I haven't been on in months, have I done or said something?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# All is becoming clear.....
Fucking topwork there Cr3.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Same here.
It took me faaaaaaaar to long to work out what was going on there.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Me too,
lucky I had a spare account to try it with...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# haaaaaahahahah
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK?!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# was this too soon? i kind of love you and that
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# It's nice to know that I have that effect on at least one person.
I'm using "person" in the loosest possible sense, of course...
:)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hee hee hee
love it
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Jesus fuck
I nearly swallowed my keyboard then hahahah
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I make most people moist to be fair ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :D
It's just common sense really
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Clever bugger ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# it's all about you ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Happy to see I've made some kind of contribution to the community
Even if it is a slightly disturbing prospect :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha it's you i love the most come here
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ?!
having logged out and back in again to check, I'm right, you really are a clever sod
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Dude don't deny our love <3
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# It's a blessing and a curse
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Well, I try.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Utter utter genius
I shit myself when I first saw that!!!
I thought I was popular!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# i made the image for you, so yeah, whatever :((
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# i actually did!
but then i was taking one anyway.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Damn right!
That is quality!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *rubs your legs*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Pardon!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# you, me, moist. fancy a drink?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hmm
a/s/l
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# 14/f/cali
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# aww sweet,
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hello?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *touches*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *in the morning*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# WHAT?
very clever indeed.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# no need to shout jeez I was just trying to make you happy :((
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# HOW?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# with my MAN LEGS
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Aw, go on, tell us how you did it!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeese?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
#
<?
##
## $Source: ./cr3/moist.jpg,v $
## $Revision: 0.3 $
## $Author: cr3 $
## $Date: 2010/09/03 15:30:00 $
##

include('../../core/init.php');

$un = strtoupper($user[username]);

if ($un == "") {
$un = "YOUR MUM";
}

$image = ImageCreateFromjpeg("template.jpg");
$color = imagecolorallocate($image, 0xFF, 0xFF, 0xFF);
$colorShadow = imagecolorallocate($image, 0x66, 0x66, 0x66);
$font = 'IMPACT.TTF';
$fontSize = "70";
$fontRotation = "0";
$str = "$un";
$font_width="39";
if (strlen($str) > 15) {
$fontSize = "40";
$font_width = "23";
}


$text_width = $font_width * strlen($str);

$center = (700 / 2) - ($text_width / 2);

/* Shadow */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, ($center+2), 92, $colorShadow, $font, $str);

/* Top Level */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, $center, 90, $color, $font, $str);

$fontSize = "70";
$fontRotation = "0";
$str = "MAKES ME MOIST";
$font_width="45";

$text_width = $font_width * strlen($str);

$center = (700 / 2) - ($text_width / 2);

/* Shadow */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, ($center+2), 532, $colorShadow, $font, $str);

/* Top Level */
ImageTTFText($image, $fontSize, $fontRotation, $center, 530, $color, $font, $str);

header("Content-Type: image/jpeg");
Imagejpeg ($image);
imagedestroy($image);

?>
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *worships*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# well, you asked
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Aww man, you're cheating, we don't have access to the $user array to make that sort of thing.
I didn't notice it was on the b3ta domain for all the session/cookie stuff.

*Demands an API so I can make cool shit too*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# haha, never
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# SAD TIMES
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Hello
What now?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I fancy you and that, hi.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
#


EDIT Ooo I bet there's some kind of trickery at work here isn't there..?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ;-)
edit: why would you think that, barry? can I call you baz? great, drinks later baz? ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Only if you keep your hands to yourself.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# i guarantee nothing
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# What have I missed?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# me, I hope. how YOU doin'?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Well if you didn't duck I wouldn't have missed you
I log off for a few hours and go do something in the real world and suddenly I have a stalker?

Fuck I'm stupid, I've just clicked.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# he he he
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I like the way nobody's slagged you off for posting TOAP yet.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# probably because they're all so happy that I finally professed my love.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# This disturbs me
D:
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Why
It makes me moist too
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ;) IT'S MOSTLY FOR YOU
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# D:
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# * moistly
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Now I'm worried.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I don't dare ask...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# <333
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# This is fantastic
can I use it in my profile?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# of course
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# thanks!
It's freaky but brilliant
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# What me!!!!
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# YES YOU
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Am I missing summat?!
:D The pic is ace BTW :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I love you and want to filth you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# This is the best thing ever
I needed to see this lmao :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Show us your tits?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I need access to your cookies
om nom nom nom.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# how paranoid ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Paranoid?
I want your cookies!

Or atleast an API :P
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Woo!
I'm in there, then!


Quite bizarre... I've been "Skotzmun" for over 20 years now, and this is the first time I have ever seen that spelling with it not being generate by or at me.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# get yer waps out
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# CLANG!!!!! There goes the penny, and...
... that is a piece of utter genius!


And as a double-bonus, my 20-plus year record still stands.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Skotzmun
Hootzmun!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# WUT?!
EDIT: You tricksy hobbit whore!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# <3?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Wot? Me?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# yer, you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Oh
I see...

Well done
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# WTF?!? Bubbles FTMFW!!!
I'm going to see Trailer Park Boys live this month in London, Can't fucking wait :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# damned right
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# er....
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hush. let our hips do the talking
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# *loves with face*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I am deeply worried
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# show me on the doll where you want me to touch
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ??!!
Ohhh! Crap! Dammit!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# don't be a stranger letum
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Do I now?!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# oh yeah. yeah. yes. oh god yes.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Genius! Got me too!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# it's just for you, i have no idea what you're on about
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hehehe
Keep that one for April fools
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# only because I wee'ed on you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# what can I say, I'm in to that
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# For fuck sake :(
Please don't do that!
(amazing) :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# east sussex crew gotta stay tight, blad.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Srs?
Hastings is where it's muvvafuckin at muvvafuckah.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# fnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# chortlesnicker
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Thank you...
I almost feel honoured...

...almost.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# get your waps out a bit then
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahaha, tok me a moment
fucking coders, stealing our usernames etc.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# hide your kids, hide your wife
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I wasn't logged in when I saw this........
And was riss riss rissing.......
Then logged in...... Hahahaha
Hearty clicks indeed....
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Not me
Not MEEEEEE!



(clicks anyway...)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# youuuu!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# ah, now i see the code
in another reply - way too clever!

what part makes the text "stick" ?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# WTF Hahahahaha:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# <3 you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Thats...
... err nice :-/
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# don't deny our love you spent all last night texting me x
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# wow
this has to be one of the surrealist moments I've had since I was spiked with Acid and thrown into Longleat safari park

I'm honored of course...?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# the honour is all mine you fuckstallion
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *changes name to 'water'*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# water result!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
# way ahead of you
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# (pre-edit) Me too...she's got huge tits!
*edit: Atomic penis has struck again!

Now the replies are even funnier...... *clicks*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# phwoar
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# 3rd edit*: Back to square one...first reply in effect. \o/
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
# 4th edit: I see what you did there.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
# YAY!
Have I been sleep posting again?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I have no idea, come here *grope*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# haha, I should have read the whole the whole thread
before getting freaked the fuck out

top top action champ!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
#
There aint half been some clever bastards...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Oh mrwoggle <3
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# And now you've told Everybody!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I can't keep our love a secret!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hey there. *wink*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Ha! You clever bastard :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Oh you!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# /unlurk
wait what?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# You're hot. Let's dance.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# :O
Erm.... :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I never knew you felt that way, if only you'd said earlier
And I didn't realise you're such a looker!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Well, thank you!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Oh gosh!
Cunning linguist.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# *licks*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Glad to hear it! :P
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# My pleasure.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I saved it...
...I feel very special... :D... If I'm ever constipated I can look upon this and all will be right again.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Awwwww yeeee.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hi there!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Hey!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Wot, me?
Yikes! I never knew you cared!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# You the most. Give us a go on your waps?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# what do you know of my waps?
I'm getting quite excited at the thought of someone being interested!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Have we met???
I use contacts now
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Of course we have
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Ooh. That's clever, that there.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# *points*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I believe that I've found the proper response !
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# yeah!-o/
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *grin*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# thats actually quite a flattering pic
mind if i use it for my MongAlong® bus pass?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Of course, it'd be my honour
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Arrggh!
I bloody hope that I don't make him moist haha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I think you do more than most, maiden
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# WOT?
edit: cries
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# oh zog, you know i'm a crazy girl.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# What did I do??
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
# you've got a bad case of SEXY
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# This has done my paranoia no good what-so-ever
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Nice t-shirt
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Maxine
Maxine Basset is a dead dog.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Sorry Maxine. Can I get a go on your tits anyway?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Should I be worried?
:s
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Very, I imagine.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Paranoid much - I thought, as it was a reply to emvee who I know IRL, that it was a pisstake
of our 'special' friendship. Genius.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I just noticed this
And I would like to say I am puzzled.

EDIT: and now I'm not. D'oh what a numpty.

Someone did this a while back using Facebook profile details too. That freaked me out WAAAAY more as it was my real name.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# he he he
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Ahhh
you dirty cunt
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# my cunt is clean as a whistle
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# :DDDDDDD
HERRO PREASE
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# herrrrrrrro!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Do I?
Well, I suppose a stream of piss will do that
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# of course
aiee
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# i fancy you hardcore
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
#
Do what?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# fancy a bum?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# A bum
for keeps?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# for one night only
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# OH LOL
I got a bit excited there

thought someone had noticed and appreciated me
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# oh I do, I do.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:20, archived)
# whuh...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# don't deny our love, jeff
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# hello
what?

ah. i see now

/relurks
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# it's all about andy right here
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Glad to hear it
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# great news
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:39, archived)
# What's this all about?
That's my name!

Edit: Fully had me confused for a while.. top work!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# oh electonic <3
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:40, archived)
# you what??
joke or not, i hope that doesn't stick!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# oh! hahahahaha!
nicely done!

for added shame, i saw this while using the throne. it turned out to be handy!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# hahahahaha I am so glad
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:40, archived)
# what the.........fuck?
:D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# <3?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# Awww yeah baby..
=D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# awwwww yeeeeeeeeeeee.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# yey, you love me <3
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# sooperdave, you're so sooper.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# Er
CLEVER BOY
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
# he's learning..
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# oh behave!
;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# can't a guy get a little bit of tit gazzed to him any more?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Oh you terrible cunt!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha YOU
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# HOW IS THIS SO
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# PAUL_P I LOVE YOU
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Now what the...
chuffin' eck is all that about?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Nothing, move along
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# That took a while for the penny to drop!
I wondered what have I done to cr3 for him to pillory me so .... Top work Sir.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# ho ho ho
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
#
WAILAAPAM?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Dildo Buggery?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Cheers
Want a tissue?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Thanks
*wipes*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# WHAT?!?!?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:19, archived)
# WHAT?!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# WHERE
Did you get my Photo from :)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I'm outside, come say hi
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I make your moist what?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# All of it!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# sup ;)
During my Benny Hill phase?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I think so. ;)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Shit! Don't do this kind of clever thing
I'm new (well born again), thought I had a stalker for a second there!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# He he he, but you DO
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# hmmm
intruiged
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Now I've figured it out
I'm mighty impressed.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# shit :D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Thanks
i didn't know that
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Any day, starquake
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Thanks
I rarely have that effect...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Every time with me, dude
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# er?
I never knew
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# fancy a bumming?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# meet you round the back of tesco in 5
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# er.... me???
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
# yes. you.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)
# hmmm
Is he talking about me? :P
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# yes - not the band
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
#
Oh my, and to think I thought my lurker status would barely get me noticed.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)
# It's all about JamesG today
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I hate you cr3 for being so clever at stuff like this
hate love
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# you'll always be my favourite spesh
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Can't a chap lurk in peace any more??

Not very ninja edit: Oh, you are a card, cr3
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)
# He he he
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# [/;-D
FUCKIN' EH!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# ;---)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# What what?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Hey BABAAAAAAAAAY
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# i know i do
i make everybody moist
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Damned right
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# YES!
This is the desired reaction. Carry on.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# *keeps calm*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
Great stuff :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# ;D
Gaz us your tits!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# you love me and only me
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# that is correct
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# well
I try
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# MNGH oh there it goes again :(
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# You rang?
:O
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Heyyyyyyyy Tefty ;)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Thanks x
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# any day x
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# You clever bastard.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)
# You Caustic Armadillo.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# err...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Sup, Andy. Fancy a bumming?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Glad to be of Service
;p
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Thanks, Sir Tainley. Thirtainly.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# hah
fucking hell, that freaked me out.

I mean, I know I do, I was just surprised it's taken you this long to tell people.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# he he he - i always admire from afar
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha
i don't know what to say
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# JUST SAY YOU WILL
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# WTF
??
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:12, archived)
# un-RIS-ed
:D *clicks at genius*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# sup baby.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Oi!!!
What have you got against my usernmame?

Tsk. Go to Bolivia for 6 weeks, come back and this is what happens...

N.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)
# I love your username intimately, fact
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# It's 2am, I'm surfing B3ta until insomnia leaves me alone.
If I wasn't fully awake before, I certainly fucking well am now. That was a proper WTF moment for at least ten seconds.

Top work!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# He he he he
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
# This is my user name!
Edit, I now feel like a cunt!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:21, archived)
# ;D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Genius :D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Tits! Gaz! Now!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# GTFO!
Imagine my surprise!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Hehe, thought I'd do something nice for you
Any chance of some tit over gaz?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
#
Utterly astounded.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Aw yay
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# mmmm
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 7:59, archived)
# thread kill :D
edit : yeah ris paranoid looks pretty bad ... :/
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:00, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER STOP THE ROCK
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:08, archived)
# arg i cant kill it
and uhmm i think i am starting to lol more
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:26, archived)
# oh fuck yeah
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:45, archived)
# thank you
is it because I threw that pint over you?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# i will never forgive you
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Hah hah hah hah hah
Now THAT is fucking clever.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# ;D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That resulted in about thirty seconds of what-the-fuck flailing.
Well played.
*moists*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# *moisty*
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
you know it
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I sure do
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i think!
Edit: im an idiot thats rather clever!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Ha aha hahah.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# And just a day before my 2nd candlemas
You old flirt you.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:45, archived)
# For you, John, anything.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# My plan has worked...
EDIT: Bollocks! Mightily well done!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Gaz us your tits anyway
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# well thats good to know sir
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Long time no flirt.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# That's my username.
I don't get it.

edit: but then again, I am an idiot.

edit2: Pfff...Brilliant! Scared the shit out of me, though.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:'D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Not you, you're awful.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Honoured I'm sure.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# For sure, for sure.
Nice nuntits.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# *CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK*!!!!!!!!!
Excellent :-D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# WEIRD
pubic_alopecia has been my username for YEARS!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# That's odd
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# uhhh....
whut?

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

talented cunt ;)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Oh Haku ;)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Fuck sake cr3
You talented FUCK :D
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Someone has to be. ;)
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Excellent.
First thought - "Hrm, thought I was long forgotten here"

Second thought - "Oh, I am..."
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I'm sorry, I just can't help it!
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Hullo
Who duth summon my person?
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Really?
I'm so glad. Snuggle?
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Aww shucks.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# This picture makes me moist
as I actually know several members of the cast and crew (but not Bubs!).
Thanks cr3!
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# You are terrifying.
Hahaha
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# At first I felt a bit stupid for reacting to this and it taking me a couple of seconds to get it.
Then I read the comments below, and felt like a clever sod for getting it much faster than a lot peeps. Cool trick.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Good God.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# how did you find me?
I've gone to extreme lengths to protect my identity I'll have you know
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# :D
YAY for me
(, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
Bloody 'ell
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Rakes are expensive.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *cackles*
*clicks*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh go on then
>_<
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I like the sounds of that
I like it when a poem gets anal...


...Spinkter!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# That must be shear pain.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hoe hoe hoe
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# These puns are so good
I nearly weed myself.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a sprinkler humour ;)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Cant think of any more....you win....I'll throw in the trowel
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# FORK!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# The rake must progress.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Those aren't violets.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# According to thehouseplants.com
They are. Saintpaulia African violets.

So there. I'd hate to be accused of an improperly researched GIF.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# They really aren't, you know, they're speedwells.
The twats at thehouseplants.com got it wrong. I takes my plant pedantry seriously!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It and she were buddies
It followed her to school
And got an A in Media Studies

I copied this from Private Eye.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I'll try the rake-y end this this time,
the rusty handle doesn't do it anymore.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)