can
he live with you now?
(tits, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

alright
but he stays in the shed
( spacefish the man has just escaped from terrorists, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

chained up
in front of the tv?
like a dog?
(tits, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

don't let your dog watch tv
it gives them ideas.
( martian, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

the other day my dog
came back from the shops with a vase!!
he said it was cheap as chips.

what a c**t
(tits, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

my dog shot the mother of his puppies
told me to sort it aaaaaaat.
( martian, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

damn
straight!
(tits, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

is your name a tribute to
rio ferdinand, by any chance?
( martian, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

nope
I am who I is

and I is Ducklips .
smooth to the tough hard on the eye.

; )
(tits, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

or
leslie ash?
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)