The third little pig would have to stay at his brother's house for the time being

( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)

threadjack - brain teaser
why is the birth rate for October 5th higher than any other day?
( Happyperson, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

Everyone
shags on february the 14th?
(maddave, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

Dunno
Christmas parties?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

Work backwards
what day is 9 months previous to October 5th? ;-)
( JustHere, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

???
dunno. what?

Nice pic. Too true.
(Ekolb Modnar, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

presumably something to do with NYE/hogmany?

( new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

and new matt has it,
but this doesn't explain why May 22nd is the least popular
( Happyperson, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

actually late may/early june is very popular for birthdays,
*FACT*
it starts getting cold in september so people huddle for warmth... thats my theory anyway. (as a late may boy ;)
( djdirect, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

That's actually true
the October 5th date is taken from the database of anybirthday.com and is more likely to show the popularity of the website rather than a true representation of birthrates. On the graph that accompanies this fact the birthrate at weekends is a lot lower!
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Statistically, according to census...
More (American, Canadian, Euopean - the groups censused) people are born in September than any other month.
(Ecclesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)

Hmm
as a late 70s/early June person, I think you might be on to something...
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

hmm, you might be onto my birthdate ;)
how late 70s? ;) (76 perchance - me = old man ;)
( djdirect, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

I'm a late 70s/early May person.
I feel left out, can I join your gang?
( partychancer, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

sure
though not being a gemini you may miss out on our telepathic twin type shinnanigans...
( djdirect, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

I'm a late 60s late June person
That just makes me an old fart
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

Same as me...
Early January, '69. Capricorn, MWM enjoys long walks in the sand and cozy evenings by the fire...

Hmmm... that's starting to sound like the military in Iraq. ;-)
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)

Pregnancies resulting
from New Years Eve celebrations?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

Happy New year
anybirthday.com/report.htm
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Tiss Cause
of Xmas spirit
(Pedro, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

thats my mums birthday
*FACT!*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Same reason that
Mother's Day is 9 months after Father's Day
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

But only
in the UK...

Americans have Mother's day in May, I believe.
( JustHere, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

kinda doesn't explain
why I was born the day after New Years day
( Roxy_Hart, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

spring time shagging?

( Happyperson, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

Perhaps
your parents thought Easter was a nicer holiday?

Or were too drunk on New Year's Eve? ;-)
( JustHere, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

that
is quite likely
( Roxy_Hart, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

Mmm just think of that, your parents... spring time... all frisky....
face contorted in the throws of passion
( Happyperson, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

oh God
I can't get up from my desk now
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

you sick sick man

( Happyperson, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

cos it made me feel so queasy
why, what did you think I meant?
:)
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

most
marvellous woo 2 yay
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)