reworked for comp.

( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)

mornin

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

hello berk-that-used-to-be-ape
how's you?
( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

not bad
you?
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)

sleepy but happy
too many late nights
( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

ahhh, good good

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

How did the piercing go?

(Thats not why you have sore nuts is it?)
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

it's exactly why
he has sore nuts...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

piercing went well
video and pictures are on www.mutantwalrus.co.uk

they were sore because i slipped with the enlarging ring, they're ok now tho :-)
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)

After the spider links earlier
I've stopped clicking on links. Its safer that way :)
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

don't worry
this one has 3 warnings before you get in trouble
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

Ouch!

That must smart
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

nope

( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

...*sniff*
...it's so tragic.

I think I am going to cry...
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

it started off
like romeo and juliet but ended in tragedy

/milhouse
( Roxy_Hart, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

ha ha ha...
...best Simpsons quote ever.

Well, one of the best.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

waaaah!
but woo, as well!
( spacefish the man has just escaped from terrorists, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

Ah
it's that same sad old story, retold so many times through the ages:
boy meets girl under the light of a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

WYH
( JustHere, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

hah!

( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

That deserves to be sung
with a ukelele backing and a loud "Hoy!" at the end.

Woo.
( Tedious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

Hey!
aren't you in school?
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

not 'til yoga at 3:30
must... resist... urge... to make masturbatory kung-fu grip joke
( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

wouldn't that be
quite dangerous? not to mention painful...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

Hmmm, you're pretty hot
with a nice figure, do yoga, and have a dirty mind. Why aren't there more women lik eyou around?
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

I'm really a man?
just a guess, really...
( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

Ummm
no you're not?


I hope
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

No, I'm not ; )


at least I don't think so...
( gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

Only one way to find out really








Birth Certificate!
(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

ahhhh
the tragedy of love...

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)

Great lips
Can't take my eyes off them
( xian, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

ewwwwww
now I have an eyeball-licking mental image ; )
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

eyeske...
open for addicts.. uktv (no thats not me)
( Mosschops, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)