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[challenge entry] Finally, a reply

From the Literal song titles challenge. See all 360 entries (closed)

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I got the same message in a fortune cookie once.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Preceeded by
"Fuck off, you" ?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# arf. Splendid.
What d'you call Sting with a pack of MRSA-addled rats nibbling away at his perineum?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Zang!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Pithy! Open-ended gag, though, all punchlines welcome.
One early, albeit cumbersome punchline I was toying with was something like:
"An inspiring early 'Pathfinder' example of the Big Society inspiring grassroots action to help local vermin help their communities grow
and aspire towards making life better for everyone, by tunnelling into Sting's perineum with their teeth."

But "Zang" is snappier.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Job satisfaction.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# If you're a professional rat-wrangler.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Prime-time viewing
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I'd certainly rather allow my 7-yr-old to watch that before I let her watch The One Show.
And I'm the Executive sodding Producer of The One Show.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# why do you deliberately make it so fucking pointless?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I have a bitter, bitter grudge against the licence fee-payer,
and want to crush every spark of fun or inspiration that ever comes anybody's way.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# a metaphor to replace "just desserts" in our lexicon
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Yes!
*click*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
I hate this song.

And most of his others.

In fact, all of his others.

Sting is a cunt.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 3:37, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^this
His songs are all the same. They're all uniformly awful.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# They can be made worse...
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)
# haha, love this and agree fully
Clicked last night, but was to blind to comment at the time.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# harsh but fare :D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ah hahahaha
this is so quality..
glad the cunt finally got the message
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Must've been from Stewart Copeland...
... who - towards the end of their first outing - was quite vehemently of this opinion.

A quick Google for photo-proof found an image (somewhat bizarrely) on a footy website! (Fourth post down)

www.wsc.co.uk/component/option,com_kunena/Itemid,73/func,view/catid,29/id,471153/limit,20/limitstart,20/

I *like* Stewart Copeland
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)