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# arf. Splendid.
What d'you call Sting with a pack of MRSA-addled rats nibbling away at his perineum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Zang!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Pithy! Open-ended gag, though, all punchlines welcome.
One early, albeit cumbersome punchline I was toying with was something like:
"An inspiring early 'Pathfinder' example of the Big Society inspiring grassroots action to help local vermin help their communities grow
and aspire towards making life better for everyone, by tunnelling into Sting's perineum with their teeth."

But "Zang" is snappier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Job satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# If you're a professional rat-wrangler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Prime-time viewing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I'd certainly rather allow my 7-yr-old to watch that before I let her watch The One Show.
And I'm the Executive sodding Producer of The One Show.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# why do you deliberately make it so fucking pointless?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I have a bitter, bitter grudge against the licence fee-payer,
and want to crush every spark of fun or inspiration that ever comes anybody's way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# a metaphor to replace "just desserts" in our lexicon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)