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[challenge entry] Oooo missus


Yes, I checked they were real and in the UK.
/pedant

From the British Tourist Board Posters challenge. See all 127 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ive been to Shitterton.
It's ok
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# The Shitterton sign gets stolen so often...
...it's now carved into a giant piece of stone. Anyone want to go halves on a crane and low-loader?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ^ Diss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# haha
dedication there!

A pub near me: www.sallypussey.co.uk/
and one of our customers is this lovely named company and they make their own apple beer! www.flickr.com/photos/somefool/2762001857/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)
# you live near my parents
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# The Inbetweeners actors are visiting some of these places
... in support of this year's Comic Relief
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)
# they visited the pub I mentioned but virtually nobody turned up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I've actually been to twat.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I don't believe you with a username like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# it is confusing
I am a girl pretending to be a male gay character in a film.

0_0
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Well, aren't we all? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I've been to paradise but I've never been to twat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)
# now that's a bad song t get in your head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7NFKwPWIJc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Peniston smells of shit
Or so I have been reliably informed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)
# That's a terrible thing to say about C.C. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I hear the Bell End Farm shop has a great selection of Cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I'v been to Shitterton and Wetwang......
The people at the B&B at Wetwang didn't like the look of my girlfriend and me, so said they were full....
Richard Whiteley used to be the Mayor of Wetwang....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)
# how could they not like the look of you
as you are invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha.......
It was before the accident in the lab..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# No he's not
He's invisable. You can't visa him, whatever that means.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Yay for Lickey End!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I grew up in Lickey End
It's quite nice.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Not forgetting
Penistone.
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Fingringhoe is just down the road from me.
On some road signs it's abbreviated to F'inghoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I can endorse Sandy Balls
I stay there at least once a year. It has large mounds, supposedly made by giants, of sand-rich soil. These are the so called "balls" of a sandy nature. Nothing to do with bollocks. NOTHING at all. Is that clear?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:30, archived)
# Sandy Balls
is quite near to where I live. I looked at camping there once but realised it was cheaper to buy a house for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)
# I used to live down the road from Willey
and drink Fox's Nob beer, but I've never come across a village called "cocks." They must have to guard that sign carefully.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
#
Not a fellow Broseleyite are you?
(DJGibbon, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Damn
I was going to say you've missed Twatt but you havent.

(been there, and there isnt many road signs leading in to the village..Hmmm I wonder why)
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I've driven past
Bell End Farm. It made us chortle. Can't begin to imagine what the fields look like
and Wetwang has arguably the best fish & chip shop in Yorkshire.

and I've been to 'Moorcock Inn"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Harper's?
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I have a photo from Bell End Farm.
I was banned from diverting the car to Wetwang though.

Oh, and just to add an international flavour, I have a photo from Wankdorf too...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Missed
Best I know is Nob End, near Little Lever.

BTW isn't it "Slocombe"?
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I think I've spelled it right according to interwebs
but maybe not..
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(What no Cock 'er mouth?)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I've always liked
Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker, and Fulking Hill.

Woo to you!
(Glis, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# thank you
I like Brown Willy but there aren't any signs for it as it's on Bodmin Moor.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
I once met someone who claimed to be from a place called Lickey, near Lickey End, which in turn was near Bell End.
(MC Toffeehammer, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# There's a place near the German/Dutch border
called Titz
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)
# and a place called Fucking I think.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I live in Twatt
in Shetland.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Lovely, and clicked, but you missed
Nether Wallop
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Very amusing....
Plus, it's not as rude as yours, but is laughably silly.

I give you, Manchester Town Planner's Finest Hour, WELLYHOLE STREET.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
I live just down the road from Lickey End. Nobody around here considers it a funny name...
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I live near cocks!
As in the village rather than the appendage though I presume there are probably quite a few of those nearby.

'tis in north cornwall

I've been meaning to take a photo of the sign for years but I keep forgetting till I've just gone past it
(teasus likes tea, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)