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# Vote for this week's Question of the Week
Fucksticks! I've been cleaning drains and riding my bike all day and forgot to sort out the question of the week.

Vote, then, on this week's top suggestions:

Question of the week
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One voter - drawn at random - wins a night with former Labour Minister Hazel Blears! GET IN!



Poll closes at 6pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i wont be voting then thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# KITTENS DOING SCIENCE!
oh ...
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# or..
Big cats with tits that have drunk to much.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SEVEN DAYS OF YIFF
Sounds promising ...
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Seven days off yiff
would be better...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# SEVEN DAYS OF TIFF
This week's challenge is to break everyone's internet by posting 43MB images on the board
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Massive pictures of that bloke off of Fifth Gear
I'd vote for that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# seven days of cif
how many brand names that have changed name can we shop in a week
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:05, archived)
# a marathon and a packet of opal fruits, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I read past this three times before seeing what was wrong with it :(
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# The elderly giving birth?
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# QOTW?
I don't know the Gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# as most of them don't apply to me
i'll have to say drunk parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Giving birth
That's always a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# it's not something i've ever wanted to do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK BLEARS PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# stalking your drunk parents for health and safety
and making sure the elderly don't give birth.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# ^ this, on stilts
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Mmmmm Blears!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# you disgust me!
do it again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Bleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaars!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# One for the road
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# tiny little ew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
I love it when you find a live Blears in your salad!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# thanks for that
i've only just finished a prawn salad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# It's Pob's sister!
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Source pic?
for the face, of course
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Oh sweet Jesus Christ almighty
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# that is disgusting
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.nr, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Oh dear GOD not "Giving birth"
Parents talking about their miracles is one of the most singularly tedious acts it is possible for humanity to commit.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# ^
It's not a fucking "miracle", it's about the easiest thing it's possible to do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I did a course module on assisting delivery, once.
The overall theme was 'a few complications aside, it's pretty much done for you - just leave them to get on with it'.
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# The world's population has trebled since the 1960s; reproducing has got to be the single easiest thing ever
Having said that, I am taking enormous pleasure in taunting my pregnant best mate atm:
"We don't know if it's going to be a boy or a girl..."
"You could have a hermaphrodite and get both!"

and so on....googling birth defects has never been so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# be careful
i wound my sister up terribly by saying she was definitely going to have twins.
she had twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I'm sure they can detect this sort of thing early enough for them to flush it
besides, a hermaphrodite would have a cracking career in porn ahead of them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# damn hermaphrodites, taking all our porn industry jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# For a politician
she's not that bad, actually...

(Want frightening? How 'bout Condaleeza Rice?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# you appear to be aflame. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Thanks!
Scary to think I've been here for that long...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# well, at least you make me feel young ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# this is so far beyond nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Heh.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Angela Merkel?
Or our very own Julia Gillard? Actually, I probably would, but only if she promised not to speak "Look at moy!"
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Candles!!!!
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Thank you!
I first noticed it last night when I went to post my stained glass tables. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)
# surely health and safety
For the 'release the anger and frustration' aspect alone.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# didn't we cover that a few weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I can't remember it
Elf n safety gone mad has mileage I think
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:37, archived)
# it'd only end up
as a week of people complaining about not being able to play the fool in their workplaces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey can i take this cast off yet?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# and drunk parents
Will result in A Vagabond coming tops.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Draw Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)