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# Nadine Dorries
She's on a mission from God.


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ^ needs more protracted internet vendetta
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I have stamped the anvil with the brand name 'ACME'
just for you

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Thats not Melanie Phillips
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *hackles rise*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# ^Needs more Carrie Fisher with an RPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE CARRIE FISHER
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I think I fancy her more in The Blues Bros
than I do in Jabba's palace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# "Jake, honey..."
(melts)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I wish I could waggle my eyebrows like Belushi
then she'd want me too...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# you do have one major plus point on Belushi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Joe's a snappier dresser.
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yeah but being dead limits the potential with the ladys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Sodding Magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Who's Nadine Dorries?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# isn't she that woman that used to advertise Oil of Ulay?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# An embarassment to my kind, and that's saying something.
n/t.
(The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Isn't she < a fantastic human being and valuable MP > yet?
I was sure the poison large fruit hamper I sent her would have taken effect arrived by now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# serious comment to follow
Do be careful. I once made a facetious remark about Dorries being impaled by a lightning rod while sitting in a church yard (a'la The Omen) and cyber-vigilantes who claimed to be acting on her behalf published my home address alongside the claim that I sent her a death threat.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# without fact or evidence
i am 100% sure she is the daughter of a jackle and a hell spawn.

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# was on...
all those articles are about 4 years old..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)