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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha
They look like Supergrass circa 1989
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Smoke a fag, put it out
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:41, archived)
#
put it out have another one, then a coffee.

/this morning's breakfast blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Take a brush to your bike
Use some paint if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:43, archived)
# On balance,
I think I'll opt for this instead:

Lincolnshire Sausage & Egg Toasted Muffin from here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Four quid for a sausage sandwich!??!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# It's an awesome sarnie.
I'll get 'em in - my shout.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:58, archived)
# you swine!
I'm starving now - and a Plain Choc McVities Digestive just doesn't cut the mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Or there's always the Costa Coffee Breakfast Roll.
Scrambled Eggs Hollandaise, Cumberland Sausage & Maple Cure Bacon in a sourdough roll.

Now *that's* a Breakfast of Champions
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)
# *stomach rumbles*
I've got a packet of SuperNoodles for lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# bastard!
they don't appear to do proper sausages in 'stralia
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# :(
Write to your MP!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ^ THIS
Hard!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Coffee and a roll
Hash browns over easy
Chilli in a bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Hash Browns over easy?
What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Burgers and fries
What kind of pies...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Oh, I'm (sort of) getting this now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:08, archived)
# It's a graveyard charade
It's a lateshift masquerade.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Finally, the brain kicks in :)
Which album is that from? I'm not going to cheat and ask Google.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:24, archived)
# No idea, I've got a compilation
Ah en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighthawks_at_the_Diner
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
# never had a Hash Brown

[edit] aaah potato fritter :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)
# If they are done well, they can be really lovely.
On the other hand, McDonalds sell a 'version' as well. You do the math.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:22, archived)
# There is 0% potato in the McDonalds version
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# That would be the reason, then.
That and the 50/50 ingredient split of Dog Turd to Plaster of Paris
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Or....
... it could be Turdman and a drowning Mr Happy....
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:33, archived)
# exactly what I thought
when I first saw it!
(amscray Back o' t' net, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)
# pfft..."National Flicknife Awareness Week"
April 1st-8th
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)
# f'kin ace
Perfect text on a perfect picture
shining example to auto-toap-moaners
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha, brings back memories of growing up in the 70s :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)