Try Codeine! Just one tablet ensures a clean plate every time!

Even works when serving sprouts, beetroot or corned beef.

Even works when serving sprouts, beetroot or corned beef.
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(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)
I'M *THUM* SOR*THUM*RY MOTHRA? *THUM* I CAN'T *THUM* HEAR Y*THUM*OU *THUM* THE BASS *THUM* IS TOO *THUM* HIGH *THUM* *THUM* *THUM*
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 0:29,
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In the UK, you can only have codeine in tiny quantities, usually combined with paracetamol as a weak painkiller.
Wouldn't say no to a test drive of a proper dose.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 0:27,
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Wouldn't say no to a test drive of a proper dose.
Cedric the Crap Codeine Caterpillar;

Off his bleedin' nut he is...
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 2:19,
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Off his bleedin' nut he is...