Then I shall sally forth to Argos, and aquire the contraption.... or I would, if it weren't for the fact that it's night-time, and there was a lady of the night helping a drunken fellow relieve himself in the doorway.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:06,
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In the keen chill of this early spring evening,surely the charitable thing to do would be to to invite these unfortunate strays into the warmth of a nearby tavern, where the three of you could warm yourselves with a drop or two of good cheer.
Before you bugger both of 'em and dash their brains out on the cobblestones, guffawing, before retiring to your parlour for a glass of Port and a slice of game pie.
(Before you bugger both of 'em and dash their brains out on the cobblestones, guffawing, before retiring to your parlour for a glass of Port and a slice of game pie.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:24,
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You forgot the throwing your cape over your shoulder bit........
And defogging your monacle whilst you sneer down at your victims...
(And defogging your monacle whilst you sneer down at your victims...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:28,
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Yes, you're right, old chap.And the hollow tap-tap-tap of my silver-tipped cane as I stroll toward Whitechapel and melt into the fog.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:38,
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Drinkies in theHellfire Club this week as usual?
I think have a thirst for a crate or two of the finest Scotch...
(I think have a thirst for a crate or two of the finest Scotch...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 1:42,
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Capital! As the White King suggests. One could benefit from a tickle of single malt upon the whiskers......and in the morning, we hunt.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 2:05,
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