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[challenge entry] Q&D

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
i thought he was more of a pipe sort of guy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Sad they never make it to Europe
I'd love to hold a sign saying "...but he's quite partial to Hamlet Cigars."

P.S. God Hates Figs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# So that's how clouds are made.
Danke

Also
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/god_gives_jade_goody_cunt_cansaa.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I don't understand this, please use the correct words.
LAUGHS LOLS

* So be the word of the Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Sorry, I have to ask...
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
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(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# My eyes
Can't stop watching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# SITTING IN HIS CUNTSHED NOT LOL'ING
THE FUCKING INTERNET CUNT, EH?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# When rob thinks something is funny
he types NONLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
i mean.....nah, i won't
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Redneck Signmaker Dies of Cancer...God is filled with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Soon...
we hope.

2 things I always think every time I see the Phelps woman:

If your entire existence is based upon enacting the bible's every word as truth and the absolute rejection of all science and empirical evidence against it's teachings in favour of your blind faith and prayer.

1. Get off the fucking TV and Internet and

2. You're a woman, the bible says very clearly 'Shut the FUCK up!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I know it's a cliche
but I can't help thinking that guy is probably a heavily repressed homosexual. I mean, why else would it occupy his entire world-view to such an extent? The Bible doesn't make a big deal out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# It's been proven that Christ died on the cross with an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# WTF!!?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I read it on Richard Littlejohn's blog, also there was a picture of him being sucked off by a black youth.
Most spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Still ballin
sfw (naht)

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/richard_littlejohn_still_ballin_littlejohn_black_porn_fiasco_cloaca.jpg

spotify:track:1rneFXNLslXPCo92Chdc23 (Still Ballin' - Nitty Remix (Explicit) by 2Pac)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# they hung the turin shroud over it like a towel rail is what I heard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# "Lead us not into tentation"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# for thine is the glory hole, for ever and ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# "Give us this day, our daily head"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:54, archived)
# They carbon dated his spunk, the results were highly erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# they made a picture of it that looked like mother theresa's face is what I heard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I've just a wickedbad idea for a gay prono.
An all-male bukkake where christ is jazzed over by his disciples.

With your media connections you can make this happen.

I believe in you.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# a) I bet it already exists
and b) you're confusing me with someone who has done well out of b3ta and who isn't sat wondering if pizza hut are hiring evening staff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Less time on here, more time being a corporate cocksucker.
SUCCESS AWAITS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I read that as "they carbonated his spunk"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# salty cream soda soda stream for the mother fucking win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i recognise that cross
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)
# sweet jebus japes (signing stuff looks gay, ignore that)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I just can't weigh it all up
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I was walking down the road earlier today carrying beer and I thought of something that I consider to be quite profound.
It goes thusly;

Life is a balance of you imposing your will upon it
and others imposing their will upon you.

Also, did you sort out that R4DS?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Yus
I did. I still no idea if the effort was in any way appreciated tho.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I think it's safe to say that the majority of hatred toward homosexuals
is based on jealousy and the person not being able to admit to being gay (or just having mild feelings) themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Plus, they get all the cock.
Save some of that sweet meat for us norms.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# im sure i saw him once with an 'i am what i am' placard
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# That's Popeye.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Or...
www.bigsibling.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/phelpskane.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I'm strong to the finish with me eucharist spinach
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# You are probably right.
Though, watching that Louis Theroux show on them, I did feel that they have something of a point in that their reading of the Bible with God as a jealous scary monster, rather than a loving thing, does seem to be what the Old Testament actually says.

They ignore the bits about love, whereas other Christians seem to ignore the bit about fear.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Niceone:D
(herman:D, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha ha!
this!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)