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# In private, he's a bit of a dick really

/needs more Audi
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# I thought this was related to der ginger führer for a second.
Until I realised he isn't black.


(And to save my arse, he's no doubt a fantastic parent)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# BRING FORTH THE BAN HAMMER
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# At least I'm not posting links to tumblr goatse.
So I have kept my dignity.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# after admitting a few nights ago to ending up in A&E wearing womens underwear
I have lost my dignity
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Don't worry, as long as it wasn't stopping a hamster crawling out of your anus
they'll have seen worse.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# no I already had the hamster out
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I had a hamster who had cancer.
My mum put a load of paracetamol in her bottle so it would die.

She should have rung you
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Yick, I think sleeping tablets might have been a nicer way to go.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Your mum should have rung a lot of people, hamsters or no.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# She had her ring rung by a lot of people, if that counts.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# :O that's brutal
why not just release it in the garden
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Why not stick it in your anus like the others?
What a way to go!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Christ, you think being pecked to death by a crow is better death than cancer/paracetamol od?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# but at least it rejoins the circle of life
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I don't think The Lion King is a sensible basis for your philosophy on life.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I tried following the baloo lifestyle
but I don't like eating bugs
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# 5mU?
Christ, is one of me not enough?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)
# YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Is he on about a flat tyre?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Has he just got a new blow up fecking doll
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# SHUTYOURMOUTH
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:52, archived)
# But I'm talkin' about Shaft.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:35, archived)
# YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ha
i chuckled.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Congrats on the excellent FP :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)
# And I bet he doesn't breastfeed either

wonderful stuff
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Ha ha,
I can dig it.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Papa got a brand new shitbag
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# haha
a spangable offence
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Shaft talking about 'tea' way outshines the superb pun =)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Thanks all :D
(, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)