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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MAKE FATTIES USEFUL


The British are the fattest people in Europe, costing the NHS billion of pounds annually. So let's find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard, so that they may have a useful place in society. Challenge suggested by bunglist.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, let's mock the obese.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# shut it fatty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# See below
They, at least, deserve to be called people.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Sniff!
Some fat fuck deleted my post!

Probably ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:27, archived)
# no wee sacks I ain't 'some fat fuck'

but I do know a few and the shite they've went through
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# *tickles its tummy*
And, I was sticking up for 'people' before you attacked me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# are you chatting me up?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# No
Now fuck off!
I believe this is the traditional treatment for someone who deletes another's posts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:35, archived)
# xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:39, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, let's mock obese people.


utter shit challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# we've stumbled on prodigy's Kryptonite/touchy point!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
# do you really want to start with me?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# come on fella, it's just b3ta
sometimes it features things we don't like, but it's the nature of the beast.

besides, you don't seem to care about other peoples feelings often enough, seems a bit hypocritical (although understandable) to complain.
A better way to complain would be to point out we've already done it:
b3ta.com/challenge/fat/ You came second when you entered your Jabba the Hutt sock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# sock was entered into challenges that are shit

anything else you want to troll up that I've posted?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# No
You deleted it

:p

I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# For fucks sake Proj how is siding with you to say that we've already done this challenge Trolling
take the shit tinted glasses off for one day and you might see that not everyone is being a cunt to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I donno HappyToast, I kind of agree with you when you imply that Proj is a complete nob who is only tollerated agmonst his 'mates' because they can always talk him into getting the most rounds in.
But I think it's a bit unfair when you imply that his mum only talks to him so she can keep an eye on the child she does actually like.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# calm down, calm down, calm down
the both of yers, or i'll go and tell Ma.

*steals hubcaps while distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Settle down, you fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# You seem so
Angry :C
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Careful, Toasty! He might knife you
over the internet.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# meh meh meh meh toasty
aye whatever ye say beaker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# lol
Still amazed at how you manage to type and create images with your arms folded and your bottom lip stuck out. Have you got some kind of trackball on your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# It's a good job it's only for a week then and it's just a fucking website settle down you spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Is it because you are fat?
Is that it? The fat thing? The thing that's the thing you did to yourself? It's not your glands, you know. It's because you are a greedy, lazy cunt. If you are fat, that is. Cheer the fuck up, just because you can't see your genitals without recourse to a mirror on a stick doesn't mean everyone else who hasn't crippled themselves shouldn't point and laugh. That's only if you are fat though. You might not be, I dunno. Maybe some of your best friends are lazy, greedy cunts? Is that it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Why not? I'm morbidly obese, and I can laugh at myself.
Why can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# and good for you I say
all I said this was a shit challenge just like all the other shit challenges that have gone before it.

it's interesting that its this comment that has brought out all the vermin from /talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# We've got a sensor over there that goes off when someone is being a massively childish hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Then why not just say 'It's a shit challenge' instead of making out that you are white knighting for the fatties?
It's counter productive, and smacks of a rather defensive attitude. If you are overweight and unhappy, put the pie down, switch off the internet and get some exercise.

Also, thank you for referring to me as 'vermin'. Very nice attitude you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I've just replied!!
haha aye here's yer tufty badge.
Hi /talk xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Are you feeling ok? Because none of that made any sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# sorry misquoted you here you go.
b3ta.com/talk/7171822
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Oh right.
It's not a tufty badge by the way - it's a Chufty Badge. If you are going to be sarcastic, at least be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# aye very good hen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# i love you pro69
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Oh dear. This is a bit...oh well.
There are Tufty badges, I am aware of the existence, but they've never been used in a sarcastic context. You've got them confused with Chufty Badges, an easy mistake if you are too busy crapping your pants in glee at getting one over some /talk vermin.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chufty+Badge&defid=734219

There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I got them confused with fuck all..it's called a colloquialism
as for you thinking I'm trying to get one over on /talk, you're fucking delusional.

/talk might be your life but it means fuck all to me.

There ye go...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Next time you go begging your GP for a gastric band at least have the good sense to have a bit of a cry and moan how your flab is ruining your life
You fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# haha brill'

feel better now?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Know this thread is probably dead now...
but just wondering if you are large or not? Don't think it was answered. I'm not trolling, I don't hate anyone on here and you don't have to answer if you don't want. Ok? I'm nosy :D
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Trufact.
www.mysecretworld.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photo-a-day/fat-bastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# fatty
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I agree
At least they're not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Hmmm
Clarify something for me lardarse, where was your righteous indignation when this was the QOTW: b3ta.com/questions/ginger/

Now as a ginger, I had a good hearty laugh at the ginger jokes - it's called giving as good as you get. So now i'm going to have a right old laugh at the fatties.

And by the way, unlike a persons race, being fat is something you have a choice over.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:32, archived)
# oo.... looks like this one should be a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Being fat is a disease!
IT'S CRUEL BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE CAN'T HELP IT--PFFFH AHAHAHAHA couldn't keep a straight face.

Bring on the fat jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:17, archived)
# As a fat person I find this offensive
But a lot of my blubber is another human at the moment, so I figure I'm already useful. To that other human, if no-one else
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Congrats!
All the best to the Trellissette
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Little one imminent?
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# awesome challenge, totally the best challenge suggestion for a while
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# got any better suggestions?
that havent been lifted straight off of worth1000
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:37, archived)
# 2 down from this suggestion Terror would have been good
New Detective shows - The Great Architect
the 8 bit suggestion - Moi
The Ideal world suggestion - Bourbon Fox



(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:40, archived)
# terror would have meant a week of bin laden head swaps
a bit of imagination and some really fat peeps, this should be ok
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ALT CHALLENGE
Shitty Face memes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it, if it's ok to mock maddie or thousands or people crushed / burnt to death on sept 11th then this fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:35, archived)
# this is a top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# this is a well shopped image
this is a topshop www.topshop.com

only messing there seems to be a lot of anger on /board today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Hmm. Not a single entry, thus far.
This does not bode well.

EDIT: Oh. Except for the one above, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Ahem...↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
Whilst i'am on this rant.
How many mong pictures have been posted here? Is it fine to mock those with birth disabilities but those that have eaten their way there are off limits?

Fuck it, i'am 16.5 stone and I like this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)
# ^this^
I'm not sure why people are complaining, it's really not the worst thing B3ta's ever done.
Or did the people in the twin towers sign a bit of paper saying yes, fly a plane in to our office and make light of it on the internet for years to come?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# I don't know what all the numbers/characters mean in your post.
And I don't remember knocking the compo, or those that choose to enter it.
My post was merely a reference to the fact that there's usually a flood of images once the compo is announced, yet this one has still to fire into action.

Not an entry, this is just to let you know I have no qualms about 'shopping fat people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Full figure wonder woman ^_^
WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# The numbers are something weird that happened when I tried to put arrows in the post
The comments wern't directed at you btw just needed a general rant.

Like the hulk baby!



(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# *b3ta love-in restored*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)
# hmmm.... i was 16.5 stone at xmas
i didn't consider myself as fat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# The day B3ta....
took a long hard look at itself.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)