NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MAKE FATTIES USEFUL
The British are the fattest people in Europe, costing the NHS billion of pounds annually. So let's find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard, so that they may have a useful place in society. Challenge suggested by bunglist.
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The British are the fattest people in Europe, costing the NHS billion of pounds annually. So let's find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard, so that they may have a useful place in society. Challenge suggested by bunglist.
no wee sacks I ain't 'some fat fuck'
but I do know a few and the shite they've went through
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:30,
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but I do know a few and the shite they've went through
*tickles its tummy*
And, I was sticking up for 'people' before you attacked me.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:32,
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No
Now fuck off!
I believe this is the traditional treatment for someone who deletes another's posts.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:35,
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I believe this is the traditional treatment for someone who deletes another's posts.
come on fella, it's just b3ta
sometimes it features things we don't like, but it's the nature of the beast.
besides, you don't seem to care about other peoples feelings often enough, seems a bit hypocritical (although understandable) to complain.
A better way to complain would be to point out we've already done it:
b3ta.com/challenge/fat/ You came second when you entered your Jabba the Hutt sock
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28,
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besides, you don't seem to care about other peoples feelings often enough, seems a bit hypocritical (although understandable) to complain.
A better way to complain would be to point out we've already done it:
b3ta.com/challenge/fat/ You came second when you entered your Jabba the Hutt sock
sock was entered into challenges that are shit
anything else you want to troll up that I've posted?
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38,
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anything else you want to troll up that I've posted?
For fucks sake Proj how is siding with you to say that we've already done this challenge Trolling
take the shit tinted glasses off for one day and you might see that not everyone is being a cunt to you
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47,
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I donno HappyToast, I kind of agree with you when you imply that Proj is a complete nob who is only tollerated agmonst his 'mates' because they can always talk him into getting the most rounds in.
But I think it's a bit unfair when you imply that his mum only talks to him so she can keep an eye on the child she does actually like.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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calm down, calm down, calm down
the both of yers, or i'll go and tell Ma.
*steals hubcaps while distracted*
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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*steals hubcaps while distracted*
lol
Still amazed at how you manage to type and create images with your arms folded and your bottom lip stuck out. Have you got some kind of trackball on your chin?
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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It's a good job it's only for a week then and it's just a fucking website settle down you spastic.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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Is it because you are fat?
Is that it? The fat thing? The thing that's the thing you did to yourself? It's not your glands, you know. It's because you are a greedy, lazy cunt. If you are fat, that is. Cheer the fuck up, just because you can't see your genitals without recourse to a mirror on a stick doesn't mean everyone else who hasn't crippled themselves shouldn't point and laugh. That's only if you are fat though. You might not be, I dunno. Maybe some of your best friends are lazy, greedy cunts? Is that it?
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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Why not? I'm morbidly obese, and I can laugh at myself.
Why can't you?
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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and good for you I say
all I said this was a shit challenge just like all the other shit challenges that have gone before it.
it's interesting that its this comment that has brought out all the vermin from /talk
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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it's interesting that its this comment that has brought out all the vermin from /talk
We've got a sensor over there that goes off when someone is being a massively childish hypocrite.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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Then why not just say 'It's a shit challenge' instead of making out that you are white knighting for the fatties?
It's counter productive, and smacks of a rather defensive attitude. If you are overweight and unhappy, put the pie down, switch off the internet and get some exercise.
Also, thank you for referring to me as 'vermin'. Very nice attitude you have there.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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Also, thank you for referring to me as 'vermin'. Very nice attitude you have there.
I've just replied!!
haha aye here's yer tufty badge.
Hi /talk xxx
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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Hi /talk xxx
Oh right.
It's not a tufty badge by the way - it's a Chufty Badge. If you are going to be sarcastic, at least be accurate.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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Oh dear. This is a bit...oh well.
There are Tufty badges, I am aware of the existence, but they've never been used in a sarcastic context. You've got them confused with Chufty Badges, an easy mistake if you are too busy crapping your pants in glee at getting one over some /talk vermin.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chufty+Badge&defid=734219
There you go...
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:26,
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chufty+Badge&defid=734219
There you go...
I got them confused with fuck all..it's called a colloquialism
as for you thinking I'm trying to get one over on /talk, you're fucking delusional.
/talk might be your life but it means fuck all to me.
There ye go...
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:25,
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/talk might be your life but it means fuck all to me.
There ye go...
Next time you go begging your GP for a gastric band at least have the good sense to have a bit of a cry and moan how your flab is ruining your life
You fat cunt
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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Know this thread is probably dead now...
but just wondering if you are large or not? Don't think it was answered. I'm not trolling, I don't hate anyone on here and you don't have to answer if you don't want. Ok? I'm nosy :D
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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Hmmm
Clarify something for me lardarse, where was your righteous indignation when this was the QOTW: b3ta.com/questions/ginger/
Now as a ginger, I had a good hearty laugh at the ginger jokes - it's called giving as good as you get. So now i'm going to have a right old laugh at the fatties.
And by the way, unlike a persons race, being fat is something you have a choice over.
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Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:32,
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Now as a ginger, I had a good hearty laugh at the ginger jokes - it's called giving as good as you get. So now i'm going to have a right old laugh at the fatties.
And by the way, unlike a persons race, being fat is something you have a choice over.
Being fat is a disease!
IT'S CRUEL BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE CAN'T HELP IT--PFFFH AHAHAHAHA couldn't keep a straight face.
Bring on the fat jokes.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:17,
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Bring on the fat jokes.
As a fat person I find this offensive
But a lot of my blubber is another human at the moment, so I figure I'm already useful. To that other human, if no-one else
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:25,
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awesome challenge, totally the best challenge suggestion for a while
/sarcasm
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28,
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got any better suggestions?
that havent been lifted straight off of worth1000
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:37,
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2 down from this suggestion Terror would have been good
New Detective shows - The Great Architect
the 8 bit suggestion - Moi
The Ideal world suggestion - Bourbon Fox
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:40,
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the 8 bit suggestion - Moi
The Ideal world suggestion - Bourbon Fox
terror would have meant a week of bin laden head swaps
a bit of imagination and some really fat peeps, this should be ok
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:29,
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Fuck it, if it's ok to mock maddie or thousands or people crushed / burnt to death on sept 11th then this fine.
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this is a well shopped image
this is a topshop www.topshop.com
only messing there seems to be a lot of anger on /board today
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:52,
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only messing there seems to be a lot of anger on /board today
Hmm. Not a single entry, thus far.
This does not bode well.
EDIT: Oh. Except for the one above, obviously.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38,
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EDIT: Oh. Except for the one above, obviously.
Ahem...↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
Whilst i'am on this rant.
How many mong pictures have been posted here? Is it fine to mock those with birth disabilities but those that have eaten their way there are off limits?
Fuck it, i'am 16.5 stone and I like this challenge.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:41,
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How many mong pictures have been posted here? Is it fine to mock those with birth disabilities but those that have eaten their way there are off limits?
Fuck it, i'am 16.5 stone and I like this challenge.
^this^
I'm not sure why people are complaining, it's really not the worst thing B3ta's ever done.
Or did the people in the twin towers sign a bit of paper saying yes, fly a plane in to our office and make light of it on the internet for years to come?
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50,
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Or did the people in the twin towers sign a bit of paper saying yes, fly a plane in to our office and make light of it on the internet for years to come?
I don't know what all the numbers/characters mean in your post.
And I don't remember knocking the compo, or those that choose to enter it.
My post was merely a reference to the fact that there's usually a flood of images once the compo is announced, yet this one has still to fire into action.
Not an entry, this is just to let you know I have no qualms about 'shopping fat people.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:54,
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My post was merely a reference to the fact that there's usually a flood of images once the compo is announced, yet this one has still to fire into action.
Not an entry, this is just to let you know I have no qualms about 'shopping fat people.
The numbers are something weird that happened when I tried to put arrows in the post
The comments wern't directed at you btw just needed a general rant.
Like the hulk baby!
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:59,
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Like the hulk baby!