They warned us... we should have listened...
From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)
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From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)
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A couple of toilets were stolen from a police station in Corby
The police say they have nothing to go on.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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A hole was found in the wall of a nearby nudist colony
The police are looking into it
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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An employment agency was mistakenly put on the electoral register
Officials say they'll be de-voting ManPower.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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The dog training equipment has been stolen from Humberside Police Station
The police say they have no leads
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:11,
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A police sergeant was found trapped in his own cells
He nicked himself shaving
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:12,
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A dwarfish clairvoyant has escaped from jail
The police are looking for a small medium at large.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15,
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Is this fucking thread sponsored by Tom O' Connor or something?
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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He later got into a fight for laughing at someone's misfortune
The assailant was striking a happy medium.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Sadly he got run down by a bus
I guess he didn't see it coming.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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And we've just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M-1.
Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.
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Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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