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From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)
# And there.
I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:38, archived)
# You're right, it's unpleasant.
But the picture could do with a tad more Beatles. Or even some fucking kittens. Or even some non-fucking kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:54, archived)
# That's more like it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)
# YEAH!!
I demand that instead, we have more pics of people with Down's Syndrome, or maybe some of little Maddie, no wait, lets have some of the twin towers, because they're not at all offensive to somebody.

no wait..... ah fuck, this bandwagon left nearly a week ago
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)
# I remember the days when "What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS!" would get on the front page
Now everyone is upset because we're mocking fats.

What the hell happened to this place?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# ^ RIGHT
this isn't what i joined for. i want a refund!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)
# A bit of fine-tuning, that's all.
We'll still merrily call a cunt a cunt, and vice versa, but I think many of us will pause for thought before posting because they just don't want to hurt anyone.
Except you, obviously, y'cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Yeah, what's that all about?
It used to be about whether or not the joke was funny rather than who might get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:13, archived)
# Clever is what I like.
But we know the real money is in dick and fart jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)
# I AM ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED BY YOUR COMMENT AND
you've got a decent point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Multiple layers.
Not just, "hehehehe...let's photoshop some fat people doing funny...hehehe"

now that's just god damned stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# RISE UP AGAINST YOUR B3TA OVERLORDS!


eh. i coulnd't be bothered to make it look nice. off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Fatties are fat because they're greedy and have no self-control.
Personally, I view that as prime mockability, right there.

And no - it's not glandular to reach for the pies just because you're upset or bored. Go for a run.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Eat Ginsters.
Then you *get* the runs.
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# Mmmm ... fizzy gravy ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Bum Treacle
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# 'fattest people in Europe costing the NHS billions of pounds annually'
There's a good reason to mock them.

Sorry, but b3ta is not the place to tell people what they can and can't laugh at.

Fuck shopping kittens (unless it's something funny about fat monged ones). This self-righteous moaning on here is a bag of piss. If you don't like it, go read a website about rehousing orphans or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# ^What she said^
But in so much more of a lithe manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Perfectly summed up

*votes McFlimby*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I concur!
You fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yeah, i've got no objections to the compo on offensiveness grounds
it's just not been a very good one from an "actually funny entries" point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Well. Fucking. Said.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Shut up, fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)