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[challenge entry] Silly entry .

From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 74 entries (closed)

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# No afterlife virgins for you!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# they probably
all look like this anyway
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:59, archived)
# nice
you should consider a career in editorial cartooning
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Well done.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# that's a spanging
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# two hot potatoes for the price of one
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I read in The Metro that Wikileaks have leaked
that Al Qaeda have hidden an atom bomb somewhere in Europe and will detonate it should Osama Bin Laden be ever caught or killed.

Have you checked your bread bin lately?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# wtf
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah 100% fact - well the article is fact duuno about the bomb though
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Now this mentions nuclear weaponry, AND dirty bombs.
Dirty bombs aren't usually destructive, more disruptive.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# wasn't he in dire need of dialysis
like, years ago

like

before he died

oh..er .. oops.. no no he's alive.. alive.. alive.. nothing to see here. move along, look a bird
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# haha
what if he killed himself? that's not fair
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# what I like is.
[POST DELETED DUE TO BEING A CATNIPPPP MAGNET]

*adjusts tinfoil*

come back catnippp, you were fun :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah I miss David Dees' favourite fanboy
or is it David Dees himself? *dun dun duuuuunnnnn*
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)
# though to be honest, everything is a conspiracy
for example, I may conspire to get another ham sandwich.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Opposing light sources on that sandwich!
and I don't subscribe to the Magic Butter theory either... is that sandwich wrapped in Tin Foil?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# the thing is, he's like the al quaeda queen bee
once you kill him, the whole islamic insurgency will just wither away like a dead flower. oh yes. s'true.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# all that I can say is
FUNNY THAT, INNIT

:)
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# They would just reinvent him in a series of poorly shot videos
errr... yeah... well...
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)
# with a different guy wearing a different item of us marines clothing each time
er

I think I need to photoshop some msg on a tank now.

edit Wait a minute, I think something just flashed by my eyes there!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Haven't checked the bread bin but I suspect there is one in the bathroom where I work.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# here's Osama's blog
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# bread bin?
what 1960's utopia do you live in?
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:14, archived)
# The good one where we all live happily ever after while singing kumbaya
in a Brady Bunch kind of way - wait I see someone coming with our poison now, time to ascend to meet our maker who's doing a fly-by on a comet.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# i don't blame you
i tried reality once, it was horrific.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Drugs are Underrated
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# yes they are
except the ones that make you walk sideways for 3 hours.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
they crack me up.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I'm OUTRAGED!
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# taking the piss out of fat people is the same as taking the piss out of their race, gender, religion etc
but both at the same time could cause a tear in the humourless space-time continuum. I hope you are ready for the end of the universe.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I looked at the popular page earlier today.
Fucking hell, this challenge really has touched a nerve for a lot of people, hasn't it? I wonder why...

*goes back to taking the piss out of disaster victims or murder victims or murderers or abductees or abductees' parents or people with genetic disorders or anyone I disagree with politically or... *
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] dunno, it must be because it's the internet
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# That was my theory as well.
Next week's challenge should be "make virgins useful", this place would fucking implode.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:11, archived)
# NEW B3TA CHALLENGE ONLINE
Make those people useful who ought to be doing something better with their evenings than sitting on a fucking internet messageboard getting all offended, as well as those who make silly pictures.

Special decade-long challenge. Please, give whatever you can.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I am offended by this suggestion
and will be writing a stern letter to the Daily mail to show my disgust at the mocking of the socially disabled
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all in the phrasing


First entry oh god how does this work
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] FAT FAT FAT CunT :D
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# maybe they'll get annoyed so much it will make them get up and go for a long walk
the fat cunts
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Taking the fat out of fat people
would be much more helpful
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Actually I had considered letting the right one talk like a pirate
Then add a third frame with the dialogue going something like this:
"Bob, stop talking like a pirate! You are ruining the pun."
"Sorry, Bob".

I doing so, I would have taken the piss on pirates and people named Bob as well. It would also have removed the last trace of sanity from the cartoon, so I resisted the temptation ..

Besides, it would surely have imploded not only this universe but also several adjacent universes. Can't let that happen.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Well fucking done
now the fattys and the terrorists will be trying to bomb b3ta
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:28, archived)