though to be honest, everything is a conspiracy
for example, I may conspire to get another ham sandwich.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:13,
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Opposing light sources on that sandwich!
and I don't subscribe to the Magic Butter theory either... is that sandwich wrapped in Tin Foil?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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