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[challenge entry] Nice balcony pic...

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(Testicles just for you, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Well done!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# They'll have the place to themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Well, they did say "secret getaway"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Not as nice as this one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Enough room to land and/or crash 2 helicopters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# nice place for a dirty weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
class

They are changing the story already...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# The media reports it first...
...and THEN the facts come out. Blame the media.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# ha ha
here's some questions I have assuming he wasn't already dead and on ice waiting to be reanimated in time for Obamas reelection. assuming this story is not bollocks:
1. Why kill him, there are a million ways to get someone out of a trapped compound alive. The way the russians handled the theatre seige with narco gas comes to mind.
2. they've been telling us he's been wanted for 10 years, why dispose of the body so quickly? is this usual in a crime scene?
3. they reckon the compound was 35 miles on the outskirts of the capital how near the sea is that for a sea burial?
4. why a sea burial?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# would you llike to borrow my tinfoil?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# and a tube of lube
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i need that lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# ah I forgot
asking questions these days means I'm a lune
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# not necessarily
i'm just a suspicious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# 6. PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
the last time the americans 'rescued' someone from a compound though they used a grenade rather than narco gas.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# ^ This ^
and we are to believe they manage to get 2 head shots
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# fair point
yet that doesn't leave much to bury at sea
and apparently they'd been watching him for months
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Hmm
Over 100 hostages died when the Russians gassed that theatre. Not a great example.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# ok
good point, I was just thinking if you have him under survelliance for months as they claimed surely they could have worked out a better way of getting him?

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I agree
That the whole thing sounds extremely suspicious. I gave up on The Truth a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Weren't 2, 3 and 4 answered yesterday?
That being: a) Burial within 24 hours is customary and b) you can't hold vigils and meetings in a dinghy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# This is from what I read/some of my own smarts
1. Did you really thing he was going to come peacefully? He was going to go down with a fight. Even if they did get him peacefully it probably wouldn't help, he probably wouldn't have said a word. Making any kind of trial difficult.
2. The body was disposed of quickly due to Islamic laws. If no autopsy is required then the funeral should be held as soon as possible.
3. His body was flown to Afghanistan for ID (DNA and facial recognition) after that he was taken to the boat for a sea burial
4. They decided to bury him at sea so there was no physical final resting place. The worry was if he had a grave that it would become a shrine.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# this is good
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# which ones the Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# ha ha
a meeting of memes

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# That explains why the little girl had to cover her ears!
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:58, archived)