Kevin Bacon could be a good one as his face already looks like it was chiseled out of plastic.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:18, archived)

the bacon filgiree is important otherwise we will forget his bacony-ness :P
( arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:40, archived)

he comes from a proper bacon lineage
( camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:53, archived)

:D
( arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)

^ Science
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)