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# evenin' all
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Just caught the news
Now there's been a murder! Ahem... sorry, rather oddly timed death by natural causes!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah, nothing, uhh... dodgy about that.
*rings up Rupert Murdoch* It is done.

I totally call it being a hitman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I swear,
Give me 2 weeks, a "£20,000 advance and I could bang out a bloody amazing gritty-crime-action-thriller based on the events of the past couple of weeks. Man-booker prize here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I've heard tell a film is actually in the works?
It could just be a rumour/hoax... I imagine they'd get Mick Hucknall playing Rebekah Brooks?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# this one is writing a play about it apparently
and leaking info out. predicted day rebekah would be gone a week before ...though to be fair, I'd guessed that too.

twitter.com/#!/ExNOTWjourno2

Did you hear the head of Orange/T-Mobheil has also suddenly resigned?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Interesting.
And I hadn't heard about that.

Shit, this whole scandal's causing everyone to wet themselves and resign.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# funny you should say that
this has been posted all over the interwebs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFufrqhp0eE

very funny (and yes, well done)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Best casting choices for a film EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
# love
"Colin Firth as Hugh Grant"

lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# "not being treated as suspicious"
funny how these whistleblowers always end up choking on their whistles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Or die from blunt-force whistle trauma incidents.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:32, archived)
# everything is fine
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/private-investigator-cleared-of-murder-was-on-coulson-payroll-2239757.html
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# How convenient.
It does make one wonder.

Also, I think the part that blurred reality was what Murdoch did. I was hearing an argument today regarding what really happened with Dr. Kelley. Did he or didn't he commit suicide.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be logical.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# he DID NOT commit suicide.
You'd have to be a moron to believe that he did.

/dons foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Haha.
Let's all run around with foil hats on. Lalalalalala! Weeeee.

Also- sorry that this isn't a photoshop. It SHOULD be.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat loves Choctopus milkshakes, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# something something george michael
etc

:D

weeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
MURDOCH IS BROADCASTING MIND BEAMS INTO YOUR MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# The biggest problem I have with the fact that everyone immediately assumes there was foul play
is precisely that: everyone immediately assumes there was foul play.

If he was murdered by MI5/NI/the metropolitan police/the CIA/the Murdochs/Coulson/Cameron [delete as applicable], surely it would factor into their strategy that if he suddenly drops dead just as the whole story is going nuclear, everyone will assume it was them wot done it?

It's not convenient for MI5/NI/the metropolitan police/the CIA/the Murdochs/Coulson/Cameron [delete as applicable]. It's extraordinarily inconvenient. Now everyone's talking about a dead journalist as well as the other details. This is only going to raise the stakes for everyone involved.

Of course, maybe he was murdered, I can't say. I have no access to any of the facts. Neither do any of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I think he was murdered by the Guardian or the Independent. Possibly both working together.
He went public with his story about phone-hacking last year, but his name wasn't well-known to the public. The Guardian/Independent alliance have done well to get this story snowballing to the extent that it could swallow up their biggest rival, and take down a prime minister they don't like too. But unfortunately, no matter how big the story gets, it just isn't quite getting big enough.

They need a new angle. A martyr.

So they find this flabby, wheezing 47-year-old walking corpse who's spent most of his adult life shovelling industrial quantities of alcohol and cocaine into his choked arteries, and push him down the stairs. Et voila! Instant martyr, given a glowing write-up in the Guardian mere minutes after his death. And no mention of possible foul play. Isn't that suspicious in itself? Surely the Guardian would LOVE to play up possible conspiracy theories about his death? Ah, but you see, that would be too obvious. It's the classic double-triple-bluff.

Well, it makes as much sense as any other theory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# In the words of Al Capone
"If you can't stand the heat, get into the kitchen."
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Check /links
Much japes been happening

www.thesun.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh crikey
It all seems to be kicking off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# defo
woo all ready for tomorrow - I've got the popcorn in for max funnage at Murdoch squirms.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I am off to bed now, but I fully expect to find out tomorrow that overnight every member of the select committee
has suffered a freak toaster + bath related tragedy (all in the same bathroom)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# More funs tomorrow it looks like.
twitter.com/#!/anonymouSabu/status/93062692327264256
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I wouldn't normally click a link for the scum,
but I'm jolly glad I made an exception.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# the hackers have just done new international's site too
www.newsinternational.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy it's been a while, sorry not to call, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Oh Well played
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)