Turin hummus found at last


"Pope rather pleased".
( dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)

Pope says "Woo! and Yay!, surely...
.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

Whats latin for woo and yay
( dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

Be the first in your in crowd
To wear a T-shirt of the Turin Shroud
You'll be so proud
Of your Turin Shroud
T-shirt
Amen

A significant, but imaginary prize for anybody who can identify the source of that ditty.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

Not the Nine O Clock News
in the bit where the pope visits England (on the Album 'Not in Front of the Audience' I think...)

[the musical about Freddy Laker is brilliant-
I'm just a piece of handbaggage,
goinf round & round,
one one of those things you have at airports,
you know,
the thing they have that goes round & round & round...
you know the one I mean,
well anyway,
I'm like one of those...]

Still have that album (haven't owned anything with a needle to play it on for well over 10 years), it was leant to me by a schoolfriend who recently got in touch with me via 'Friends Reunited' also hasn't got anything to play it on...
He has changed his name now, although his name when I was a school with him was Hani...?
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)

Indeed it is
The imaginary cheque for £1,000,000 is in the post.

I'm just a piece of hand baggage
That's all I am to him
He unzips me
Removes a pair of underwear
And stashes me in the wardrobe of his mind

Great tune that.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)

June 1984(?)
& Freddy was in trouble...

wonder if you can get it on CD?
/Googles
( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

Let me know if you can
I've got it on vinyl (and Hedgehog Sandwich too), but I don't have a record player any more.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)

No joy:-(

( Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)

Ooooh! Oooooh!
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/026-0996671-1689209
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)

Nope
dead link :-(
( Duncan Disorderly, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)

bur you must have mates that are planning on becoming
famous Djs! everyone does, ask one of them
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)

I did have friends who wanted to be DJs
but they were all complete pillocks.

The LPs are also warped. Anybody know how to unwarp vinyl?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)

a bit of gentle heat using warm to hot water then put on a flat surface with heavy books on top sometimes works
( dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)

is it
real?
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

Its as real as you want it to be

( dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

Thats quite
profound.
or I'm drunk again
( Gotham9k, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)