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[challenge entry] Tossing a woman into a burning building.

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(twattybanjo, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Tossing infinite women into a burning building! Perhaps that'd be a tad harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:46, archived)
# When reduced to ashes
they will not demand much space inside, so there is room for all.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# It's the new ducking stool
FOREVER.

I'm so pleased with the arm movement.
(twattybanjo, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# It sproings very nicely.
You're right to be pleased with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# good job twatty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:57, archived)
# :)))))))))
(twattybanjo, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# any chance of chucking me in?
i'm getting married in less than 10 hours. :S
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Keep calm and carry on ;)
*EDIT* Oh, and also: GTFO the internet! What are you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# what he said ^
with added congrats and a recommendation of 2 pints of guinness
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# needs more Guiness...a fucking lot more.
Edit: Actually, no, it's me who needs a fucking lot more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
# It's a bugger, isn't it?
It's only 3:50am and I've already run out of booze.
Hope I fall asleep before I start chewing the radiators.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# I'll be honest, I am sat here drinking a bottle of baileys that someone left here ages ago,
/fuckblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I know what you mean.
I'm sure there's half a bottle of peach schnapps left over from Christmas 1988 somewhere in this building...

Mind you, I think I must be mental. I'm listening to a live recording of The Thompson Twins from 1983 on Radio 6, thinking "hmmm, sounds a bit like The Teardrop Explodes".

And I knew The Thompson Twins were shit in 1983, when I was 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:14, archived)
# You should really be looking for it, instead of wasting time typing on the internets!
Edit: I don't believe you, everyone knows there is no such thing as radio 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)
# The frightening thing is, I know exactly where it is.
But I really don't ever want to feel like that ever again.
So it's a kind of drunken cost/benefit analysis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# You should draw graphs!
Everything is better with graphs
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# This kinda thing, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)
# This looks like science to me.
I cannot argue with science, therefore I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Almost
I was hoping for more pie charts and lols to be honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:46, archived)
# What do you think this is? Greggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Mmm
I'm sure Greggs has its place in the world, but it's a place I never feel the need to inhabit. That said, perhaps I've got them all wrong if the stores are filled with pie charts and lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:00, archived)
# Their pies are worthy of a lol all right.
I am not too sure about their charts though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:03, archived)
# Feelings? You sound like a gin soaked aunt!
Get it in you man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Some people think zombie films are fictional.
These are people who haven't sat up at 4am drinking Bailey's. Or left-over peach schnapps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)
# I've decided to stay up now,
but only because I heard the zombies in the alleyway earlier. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10507804
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:09, archived)
# DUCK!
I meant fuck, but I'm ducked.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Duck when fucked
You never know what's going to happen if you let the Communists win.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# This really happened
I saw it on riotv

Poor womans
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:35, archived)
# The more I watch this
The more I appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:49, archived)
# bindun mate

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)