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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)

*brim smokes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)

careful - you can get 4 years in the nick for that sort of thing

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/16/uk-riots-four-years-disorder-facebook

or get 120 hours community service and a 3 month curfew for writing this on facebook:
"I think we should start rioting, it's about time we stopped the authorities pushing us about and ruining this country.
It's about time we stood up for ourselves for once. So come on rioters – get some. LOL. "

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/17/facebook-ban-teenager-encouraged-rioters?CMP=twt_gu

Are we now living in the movie V for Vendetta?

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)

you can if you want

i intend to live in the movie barbarella

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)

it isn't by choice, my lovely.... :(

I keep reading the news and the sentences and I think the UK has gone mad.

In other news, Gerard Depardeu has been chucked off a plane for having a piss in the aisle just before take off.

So when are you going to post pics of you in your barbarella outfits?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)

outfit?

you mean i have to wear clothes?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)

or turn off the gravity.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)

i go for turning off the gravity

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)

no gravity = mad hair

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)

mine'll be like that later anyway

it always is after i wash it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)

Jedward in a new light

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 17 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)

I'm a bit confused about the idea of shutting down Twitter and Facebook

in the event of "serious social disorder".
Has anyone said how they envisage that working? Do they mean they'll completely block access to the servers in the UK?
I'm pretty sure everyone on here must be aware how utterly useless that would be, and how many dozens of ways around it there are. There really cannot possibly be any other reason for suggesting it than to score a few points with media-illiterate fucktards. It's fucking pathetic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)

it's an empty promise

to placate the gullible

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)

I'm all for turning off facebook :D

What no one seems to remember (except us oldies) is that in the 80s we had the illegal rave scene where somehow thousands
of people turned up to a massive rave in the middle of nowhere.

There were no mobile phone, no internet, no twitter. Nuffink.
And yet we managed to communicate this info without the police finding out.

I'm off to buy a CB radio.

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)

ah, CB's

i could throw a 30+ to south wales using a coat hanger as an aerial

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

Matches? We don't need no stinkin' matches!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)