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# subject line needed for the newsletter
I want a wisecrack
that's not utterly cack
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ROB MANUEL TURNED DOWN CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think he's probably too famous
going off the detritus they're using this year. Apart from Jedward, I didn't know who most of them were. To my shame, I knew who some of them were.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I only really knew Jedward and Tara Reid.
Know your enemies.

EDIT: Oh, and Katona.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# is tara reid on it?
she still tryin to feed that monkey?

here endeth my involvement with bb
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I think she is.
I only know her from that awful Alone in the Dark film.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# bunny lebowski
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Oh yeah of course.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I know who Amy Childs is
and the speakers wife, & Jedward and Kerry Katona. Dunno about the rest.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Interesting fact I discovered when Googling the ex-wives of David Hasselhoff:
When the first Mrs Hasselhoff got divorced, she married a bloke called Michael Knight.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# that is a good fact
I google her too. She's younger than I thought. I assumed she was around 60 with lots of work. Not 47 or whatever.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# tricky - would I? I mean obviously I wouldn't be asked but
but if I was... I don't know. I need the cash. But the thought of being constantly filmed - especially as I'm prone to getting stroppy then sulking, not sure. Think I'd come across very badly.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Well, if the strops and the sulking led to proper fits of rage followed by homicidal acts...I'd vote you in.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I've thought about it and decided if the call comes in
and there's cash on the table and I've got time to not eat for a month to slim down THEN I'd do it.

I know one of the presenters on the after show thingie. Jamie. He runs holymoly and being websitey people I've run into him loads through the years. Maybe he'll get me on. FOR LOTS OF MONEY. Or 50p knowing C5.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Can you get me on, please?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 0_0
*re-reads*

ah, no, that's not what you said.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Shares in broom manufacturers plummit.
What happens if I change my password to "minky"?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# if you do I can read your gazzes?
tbh I don't know why I stuck that as my status thingie. Attempt at whimsy probably.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# As if you don't read everyone's gazzes already.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I can't actually
well I could if I _really_ tried. But they have some rudimentary encryption on them to prevent us accidentally reading them whilst messing with database.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# ha ha, fair enough :D
It wouldn't make much odds no one ever Gazzes me :( Apart from that Spam-bot lady who gazzed about half of B3ta a few years back)

EDIT: WHOAAA! Steady on :D
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I gazzed you once :D
Asking for your advice on chutney making.

Now...what do I win?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I've gazzed you and it wasn't even chutney-related. Rob remembers what it was about.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# And I'v just gone to all the trouble of gazzing him/her right now....
Now i feel like I just wasted my time...
I wonder if Rob will read it or not....
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# He only reads the sexy ones.
So yeah...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I gotcha
I'm bloated on a surfit of Gazzes now! :D
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# CELEBRITY BOOB JOB GOES TITS UP
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Founder of B3ta website caught on video grooming kids with offers of Fruit Pastilles
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ha
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT' - BRICK TAMLAND
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I HAVE A SWELLING IN MY PRISON POPULATION. INTERESTED? CALL etc..
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Googling the 'Celebrity' Big Brother housemates so you don't have to.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# JUST GOT THE SACK THIS MORNING. SUCH IS LIFE AS A POSTMAN.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Civil unrest quelled by Big Brother relaunch
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Coming to your inbox like something rude but terribly witty.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Battle W3re Sent
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Now with 20% more flannels.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE: SETUP BEAT PUKE
SETUP BEAT PUKE
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I agree with this statment in it's entirety.
Also, decent lurking there.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE SETUP BEAT PUKE
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# SETUP BEAT PUKE?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK MY DADS ARE GAY?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# YOUR A LEVEL RESULTS ARE ATTACHED
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# boy with robot hand aged 14 told to take it easy
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# gets my vote
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# genius.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Bez told he'll never get cancer
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I helped him pull his van out of the mud at Glasonbury
I didn't know it was his and he didn't even say thanks... cunt
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# my mate went to an after party with him in govanhill...I can't go any further with this story haha
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Aaaaaa.....
Govanhill on

I'm so sorry
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# FILLING UP YOUR INBOX LIKE THE LOOTERS ARE THE JAILS
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Shocking decline in the number of attractive girls passing their A-levels
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# SEYCHELLES SHARK SHOCK ON THE SEA SHORE
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Give the man a hand... and an arm...and a bit of a leg.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Apparently sharks don't like the taste of humans.
But of course when they find that out we're already dead.

It's a bit shit, really.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I bet they do
It's the sort of thing you'd say if you wanted to eat people. It's like pretending to be gay to get close to supermodels.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Crafty bastards, those sharks.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# sharks are full of win
and bits of surfer
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# A-LEVELS COMPARED TO HIGH FIBRE DIET
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# RIDLEY SCOTT TO DIRECT NEW HOVIS ADVERT
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# in 3D
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# 6D, surely?
They hand out individual fans, smoke machines and scratch 'n' sniff cards long with the 3D specs.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# And enter your mind via popcorn suppositories





Alledgedly
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Arf
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# b3tan to it
bah!
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# You can't spell "Postal Service" without "Letters"
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# You can't spell "T'Postal Service" without "Letters"
technically correcterer
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# You stupid prick.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# BUS CRASH DYSLEXICS FOUND ING......INJER......ENJUR........HURT
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# joe pantoliano's wife starts planning new kitchen after seeing bad boys 3 announced on imdb
p.s. I submitted a game to the newsletter, did you see it?
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Special this week only - full of unusually long sentences.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)