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[challenge entry] 'Right, Lad. About these 'inventions' of yours ....'


quick and shit

From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# and on the eighth day, god made a complete fuck-up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# ...and he said, take two tablets and see me in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# thanks
you've just reminded me to take my pills :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# knock 'em back with wine
it's the right thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# funny you should say that
it's exactly what i've just done, literally ten seconds ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# nice top you're wearing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# what, the jumper with the stars on it?
that's all i'm wearing, apart from my underwear.
don't get all sweaty, it's a very long jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# pearoast time
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Ning WB
Wait a minute here...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Ha! And he still managed to break them!
Do you think he had a receipt when he went back to God?

Moses: I need some replacement tablets
God: Already? What happened to the first ones?
Moses: I broke them
God: How?
Moses: Well the proles I dragged up here pissed me off, so I threw them down the mountainside.
God: You can only replace tablets which are inoperable by fault of the manufacturer, my returns policy does not cover personal carelessness.
Moses: But can't I just-
God: No. Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)