In Heaven There Are No Buttons
From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)
( , Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)
( , Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
My short sightedness is cured!!
A miracle!!
A miracle!!
A miracle!!
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38,
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A miracle!!
A miracle!!
What about software for resizing images?
;)
Edit, that wallpaper always reminds me of the Phantom Menace.
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39,
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Edit, that wallpaper always reminds me of the Phantom Menace.
I did try to make it larger but ran out of pixels (trying to resize at the mo')
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44,
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No worries, it's not that big.
You're lucky the board nazis seem to be asleep, mind.
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46,
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<img src="image address" width=400>
will display it smaller, but you need to reduce the filesiaze really too
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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or just
img width="400"
at the beginning.
how do you type the pointy brackets?
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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at the beginning.
how do you type the pointy brackets?
ah, i think you can type < in the title but not in the text box
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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in the subject line you can just type them in
but in the body box, you need to type < and >
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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most of us are dull cunts about something though
seriously, i find myself telling the missus something then i realise what a dreary twat i sound,
i end up tailing off with "and my name's john and i collect stones"
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10,
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i end up tailing off with "and my name's john and i collect stones"
looks like hell to me
dull as fuck with no shops. all it needs in enya.
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46,
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I bet there's something spiffy over that hill, though.
Like a JCB racing school or blancmange gun testing facility.
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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also - 'backhoe'
sounds like a prozzie who takes it in the shitter
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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I'm now banned from Next
the changing rooms are not for wanking
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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B&Q don't like you taking a shit in their display bathrooms either
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:07,
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and don't go into a sleep masters showroom, climb in bed and start beating one off
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:11,
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Haha!
Always thought that there should be a 'finish' button on the other side of the Taskbar that installs viruses, loses files and uninstalls hardware.
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Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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