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# *reads Fanny by Gaslight*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# That's great.
Also ranked by sauciness.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Wouldn't, would, WOULD!
*crawls back in box*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# what about that one on Baking Made Easy?
I'd ice her buns or something
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *whips custard*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Lorraine Pascale
i'd stir her pudding bowl, etc...
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Yes, I'd stick my sponge fingers in her jam
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# we're talking about cooking right?
i wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Lorraine Pascale?
Oh yummy.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'd shake my hundreds and thousands over her freshly baked muffins,
if you know what I mean
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# you like baking then?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# no, maybe, yes and then some.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# But Delia would make you some fantastic eggs in the morning?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Yes, but Nigella would deep fry them in cake.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# while soaking her clam.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# splendidly done
craddock had such an odd shaped face
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# The similarities to a certain Mr Ronald Mcdonald were noted during the drawing.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ugmo, mental, trollop
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Solicitors.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaa!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Fanny Craddock... thats a terrible condition. Birds get it from standing too close to the sink.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ah, hooligan's island.
best bottom stageshow ever.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *cough* Bottom Live 2 *cough*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# it's hooligan's island, i tell you!
i know because i've seen it about a dozen times and i don't even own live 2!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# She's right, you know
Just not long ago been re-watching them.

Shouldn't have bothered with the last two, though.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# yeah, weapons-grade y-fronts tour wasn't as good as it could have been
still saw it live, though.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Very much this!
Saaaaaaaaaand
Beach chaaaaaairs
BAM...BOO!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# stop talking to the fucking fish!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# how about a bloody Mavis?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# This picture wins :)
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# She can boil my sauce any day.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Same age as Gillian Mckeith...
www.virginmedia.com/celebrity/pictures/same-age-celebrities.php?page=6

Just shows you what eating fatty foods can do for you as oppossed to eating green stuff and looking at your poo
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Bloody hell! I did not know that.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Gillian McKeith
aka the orc-faced shit-rifler
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# >.<
mucho lollage
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# *pre orders
*pre fwaps
*regrets and cancels order.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# "Mononymous?"
I'm sure I've heard all of these women being referred to in the usual "first name - surname" fashion
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Yes and this is where you are correct. But....
*runs*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *runs back*
*picks up keys*

*runs away again*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I saw that
:p
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I had to look up the word
I wasn't sure it was made up.
You are talented. Keep up the good work.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Beautiful.
:D

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Insta-FP
Nice one :)
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Wowzer!
*faints*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
Amazing!

BUT, I would argue that none of these ladies are chefs, merely cooks.

Have you seen the way Nigella butchers an onion?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Forgotten female TV cooks
Ranked by infectious laugh

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha excellente!!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Where does the LOVELY Sophie Dahl fit into this?
oh man...
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# In
your fwap dreams.....and mine........
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# That is great!
and as I always say....
"May all your donuts turn out like Fannys"
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Fanny.
(, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)