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# *reads Fanny by Gaslight*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# That's great.
Also ranked by sauciness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Wouldn't, would, WOULD!
*crawls back in box*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# what about that one on Baking Made Easy?
I'd ice her buns or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *whips custard*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Lorraine Pascale
i'd stir her pudding bowl, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Yes, I'd stick my sponge fingers in her jam
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# we're talking about cooking right?
i wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Lorraine Pascale?
Oh yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'd shake my hundreds and thousands over her freshly baked muffins,
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# you like baking then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# no, maybe, yes and then some.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# But Delia would make you some fantastic eggs in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Yes, but Nigella would deep fry them in cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# while soaking her clam.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# splendidly done
craddock had such an odd shaped face
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# The similarities to a certain Mr Ronald Mcdonald were noted during the drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ugmo, mental, trollop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Fanny Craddock... thats a terrible condition. Birds get it from standing too close to the sink.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ah, hooligan's island.
best bottom stageshow ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *cough* Bottom Live 2 *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# it's hooligan's island, i tell you!
i know because i've seen it about a dozen times and i don't even own live 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# She's right, you know
Just not long ago been re-watching them.

Shouldn't have bothered with the last two, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# yeah, weapons-grade y-fronts tour wasn't as good as it could have been
still saw it live, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Very much this!
Saaaaaaaaaand
Beach chaaaaaairs
BAM...BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# stop talking to the fucking fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# how about a bloody Mavis?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# This picture wins :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# She can boil my sauce any day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Same age as Gillian Mckeith...
www.virginmedia.com/celebrity/pictures/same-age-celebrities.php?page=6

Just shows you what eating fatty foods can do for you as oppossed to eating green stuff and looking at your poo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Bloody hell! I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Gillian McKeith
aka the orc-faced shit-rifler
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# >.<
mucho lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# *pre orders
*pre fwaps
*regrets and cancels order.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# "Mononymous?"
I'm sure I've heard all of these women being referred to in the usual "first name - surname" fashion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Yes and this is where you are correct. But....
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *runs back*
*picks up keys*

*runs away again*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I saw that
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I had to look up the word
I wasn't sure it was made up.
You are talented. Keep up the good work.
(justin(e), Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Beautiful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Insta-FP
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Wowzer!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
Amazing!

BUT, I would argue that none of these ladies are chefs, merely cooks.

Have you seen the way Nigella butchers an onion?
(BinDipper, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Forgotten female TV cooks
Ranked by infectious laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha excellente!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Where does the LOVELY Sophie Dahl fit into this?
oh man...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# In
your fwap dreams.....and mine........
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# That is great!
and as I always say....
"May all your donuts turn out like Fannys"
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)