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[challenge entry] 'noon
3500 pixel ironic right scroll-------+


From the Spoons challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I'M IN UR BASE, FORKIN SHIT UP
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# All your cutlery are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Damn my slight retardationessess.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# WTF!!!!!!
albeit excellent
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# All your cutlery are belong to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)
# bwahahahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# hehehe
nice cameos from Alanis, Keanu and spoonboy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# damn this board, damn it to hell.
I first scrolled past your post - parsing it as 'nice cameltoes'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You know, you make using an iPad a nightmare with these.
I spend half the day zooming in to read posts until they have been bumped off.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Really?
Then I guess this will really piss you off!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# A small blue question mark?
No, I can live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Is that the Apple equivalent of the red x?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Think so,
It's very rare I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Well this image is about 19500 pixels wide so your consumer electronics have probably given up on it ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Yep, looks like it.
On the upside it will confuse everyone else on actuall computers
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Is there a width limit ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# there is an unknown frontier out there DIck
for those brave enough
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# With a name like Dick Wonder
I'm sure you're pushing it
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I'm not sure about browser resizing...
But I did another one even wider and that failed - not sure if it was board or hosting that fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# That displays just as a grey box
Is it meant to be a grey box?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oh,
Grey box with a blue question mark in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# It was barryheadwoud's fluffy golf sale
with a 40000 pixel width.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# sorry bud
I was thinking these things would make scrolling vertical easier?

ooh and get you with the bloody ipad!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# It does scroll sideways easier.
But the refreshing of the page loads to display the entire image so everything else gets squashed up to the left hand side.....

And the iPad is my mothers, I got it her for her 60th (so I can rob it when I visit to use the interweb)

I got my daughter one for her 7th birthday a few weeks back, and I have a knackerd iPhone 3GS and gas powered laptop!

iPads are handy things for browsing, but really useless for anything else, games are clumsy.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I was about to say the same thing

I'm on my pc now, but I always hide the posts that are too wide when I'm on my ipad. Does my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# ^ here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Inspired! Took me a couple of seconds to get the reference but it's a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty spoon


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I say
She's quite a filly, what?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I'd eat yogurt with her
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# *cough* yoghurt *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I don't know what you're getting all choked up about
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogurt#Etymology_and_spelling
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Mon dieu!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# sorry, i got bored :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Ahh Pedro, always finding new ways to scare me shitless. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# i don't post the REALLY weird stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Is that the AOL lady?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# it's Judy Tenuta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
You brilliant loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Is that Happy Toast in the reflectoporn?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# it's always HappyToast in the reflect-o-porn®
www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)