But I do have a lazy eye patch and a 14lb lump hammer.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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That's teenage virgin talk if ever i've hear it
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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How dare you! I'm 32!
*sobs*
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:57,
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don't lie...you're still a baby
i can smell your yellow shit from here ;D
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:01,
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That was a dodgy ommlette!
I did touch a woman, once, she pressed charges. Apparently the morge is the wrong place, Especially whilst a widow is identifying her departed husband!
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:14,
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i rest my case
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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My ex wife used to twitch like this when she was dreaming
(Rotten EggsI don't know why I call him Gerald,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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...then you lost your taser
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:35,
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LOL
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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*Obligatory dog joke
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:36,
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yes she was
a bit of a joke
(Rotten EggsI don't know why I call him Gerald,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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*puppies joke
*underage joke I am feeling very lethargic today.
(tim1701I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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Adorably valinesque
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:03,
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