Wanna know how I got these scars?
Rowing machine backfired.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:32,
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i worked with a girl who batted her jaw with a manully operated bottle capper.
her wet hand slipped of of the handle and the spring caused the long wooden handle to fly up quickly and with great force
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PedroHin VOTE ::: http://cheezburger.com/7463340544, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 1:18,
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i know a girl that had to have her leg amputated after a trampoline accident
seriously, a fucking trampoline accident! wtf!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 2:22,
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