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# subject line needed for the newsletter
maybe something blockbusters that isn't 'I'll have a R.I.P please Bob' as that's already all over twitter. Or anything really. As long as it's your joke. Not nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Bob Holness!!!
...Once again I find out my necro-news from B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I await the day that I log on and it's just 300+ pages of bad Thatcher photoshops
with a new post every 0.4 seconds and no replies.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ^ This
I'll have one from the top and six feet under
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# yep !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Did he host Countdown too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Does it matter now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# STUDENTS UNITE IN GRIEF?
NUS declares week of mourning?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Did you meet any students since the 1980s?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# DAMMIT!


JUST got that finished and raced over in the hopes that nobody would have got in first.

EDIT Wow. Insta-FP. Thanks. A meagre tribute to an utter legend.

Not just Blockbusters
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# and so it begins..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Let the record show, for what it's worth, that I got in first with the hundreds of these that will beset the board over the next day or so.
(and I do appreciate that under the circumstances it ain't worth squit, btw).
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# your place in history is assured
*attaches plaque*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# *treasures*
EDIT I wonder how long now before my shoddy cloning work is all over the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
Ashton Kutcher just tweeted it!!
(loci, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I suspect that to be a lie of sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
Shut the fuck up, dick.
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Gosh darn it
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# sad news
I remember thinking how cruel the design of the Blockbusters quiz book covers were, and how the designer got away with the four letters running down the right side of Bob's hexagon:
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510Z7WAHRFL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hmmm
Is it bad that I seem to be getting my news from b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# 'tis a fairly common condition.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Who?
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Another small part of my youth dies :(
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I was on Blockbusters......ages ago
2 things about Holness:

1. he refused to sit with the contestants in the canteen, whereas Rory McGrath sat and Lee Hurst sat with us for ages.

2. he did nothing but stare at the girls contestant's boobs.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I wonder where my Blockbusters book is?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Boiling all the nutrients out of piss since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# SAX BREAK FROM BAKER STREET TO BE PLAYED AT HOLNESS FUNERAL
says man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Holy crap!
b3ta delivers me my news once again. RIP Bob, may you play the bakerstreet saxaphone solo in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I'd never ever heard of that unfounded internet rumour
I should log onto Popbitch more..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Deadpool 2012 gets off to a 17 point flying start.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# 007 CROAKS AFTER STROKE, RAFFERTY BRASS SECTION DEVASTED.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i'll have a gnops please bob

thanks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Bob Holness dead, but Jedward still get to live, petition pending
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# they actually have their own tv show over here
go us
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# "Why do we have to have this newsletter right now?" - Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# The Man With The Golden Run
(...gets coat)
(farmboy, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Blockbuster Edition? or is that too simple
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# BOB HOLNESS IS GAY
i mean dead
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# b3ta news strikes again, poor bob :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Blacks Goes Under; Diane Abbott Unavailable for Comment.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# pffffttttttttttttttttt!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# BREATHING A HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF AT THE OUTCOME OF THE OBSCENITY TRIAL
Not Holness I know - sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# DIVIDING AND CONQUERING THE INTERNET LIKE A RACIST MP
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# How subtle.
We've got twelve inches but we don't use it to divide and rule.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Xmas takes it's toll on national treasures, first Pat and now Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Pat?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# irony is; natasha giggs entering big bro
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# DIANE ABBOTT SPECIALIST KNIFE SET: DIVIDES THEM CONKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# At least his nurses don't have to wipe his Gold Runs anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Blockbuster dvd sales rocket doubling the number sold this year to two
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I plan to stand outside buckingham palace
holding a commerative Blockbusters plate and openly weeping
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Fucking LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# His turn on the Hotspot...
To be fair he had Gold Run Good Run.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Instructions on how to play "divide and rule" enclosed
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Twitter beats b3tanews Shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Hawking at 70......Peeeeeoooooowwww....
Serves him right for getting Ferrari to repair his chair
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Partially deaf Parishioners plan midnight mass for the passing of his Holn-i-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Arrgh
I don't do Twitter or facebook or stuff like that. So after seeing the news on the BBC website came straight here believing I was sooo clever thinking of "I'll have an R.I.P please Bob" all on my own. I guess I should have known really.

Glad he died "P"sfully and may he rest in "P"s.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'll have an NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN please bob.
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)