oh yes
you should meet my next door neighbour. i live in a street full of bored old ladies (not in a 70s softcore sense, in a curtain-twitching sense)
( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)

that qualification
is a bit disturbing
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)