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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:04,
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hahahaI can only imagine what's going on in the bottom half of this picture...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:07,
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My colleagues are looking round wondering what that office lol was about.No way am I even going to consider attempting an explanation.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:08,
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O_OWe're into a strange Noon-esque Metab3ta with all this Moggy behaviour.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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yeh, I'm sorry. I just find it hilarious. Manga-geeks are fun.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:16,
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WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK?DRINK SOME, MAKING YOU BETTER FEELING
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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hahaha, hadn't seen this beforedid you just add all the post-its?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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yep, it's a hastily adapted version in tribute to your masterpiecefan art if you will *stalks*
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:23,
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hahaI'm experiencing a complicated mixture of emotion just now.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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T shirt's JJ's the domain is mine:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:39,
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Hey HappyToastFollow to my twitter account!! :D
早くフォローしやがれHappyToast
(早くフォローしやがれHappyToast
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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moguragunsou is davew27I just worked it out
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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I'm tryingbut what has this to do with anything?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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I can understand why you will shun this message, I mean it's fucking coolio and allbut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw
gaz me when you get there
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw
gaz me when you get there
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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talk to me davey broon
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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drbroon sometimes I want to find everything that is perfect in the world and just punch it in the face
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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He is ignoring us because he doesn't respect us
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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without respect b3ta will crumble!oh wait...
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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most of the people you chat to are meI have sent actors to meet you in the past
please teach me how to play this game
(please teach me how to play this game
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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I am 22 of the top 25 b3ta /board posters at the momentI'll let you guys work out among yourselves who the real ones are
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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oh man I just started typing this really hostile post calling you mister horrible's sockpuppet account and I feel terrible that I even started typing thatI wish you the best my friend.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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Quite a lot of b3ta for me takes place in my imaginationbased on things I decide not to post because they wouldn't pan out well. Like earlier on when taters said I had a CSI ENHANCE!!! computer, I was going to go off on a tangent where I denied either of my parents were owls (because of the eyesight thing), and then ironically defended my freedom to shit out of my mouth as a valid lifestyle choice, naturally leading to the comeback that shit coming out of my mouth is a normal state of affairs and everybody is used to it. Basically I've drunk too many pints of tea today.
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:41,
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Technically I think owls don't shit out of their mouths, they just regurgitate the larger indigestible objects that way, but I figured it was close enough.
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:43,
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They eat rodents wholeSurely they spit the bones out at some point
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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I guess that requires them to digest the rodent whole and then spit out the indigestible bones
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47,
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kind of nasty if food essentially rots in their gullet
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:48,
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dogs don't do white poo anymore because there isn't bone in their canned foodOwls do shits out their mouths because there is. I hope it's natural but it's almost midnight and I'm drunk so no research tonight.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57,
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"Every other year a schoolkid will eat one on a dare," Gaussoin said, "and we'll get a call from the school nurse, all alarmed. It's always boys, and I hate to say it, but it's often Canadians."
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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Oh manI remember when I first moved to Hobart, around 9 years old. I saw a dead bit of fur by the side of the road and poked it with a stick. An old man came out of his house, hit me round the back of the head and told me to show some respect.
I still don't understand that one but hopefully it relates somehow. It definitely wasn't a pet of his because I had that explained to me in very stern words by a lot of local people.
(I still don't understand that one but hopefully it relates somehow. It definitely wasn't a pet of his because I had that explained to me in very stern words by a lot of local people.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:14,
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I remember...
Tried to post this earlier but B3TA was being weird and kept saying I was replying to the OP and not to your comment. Huh?
I hope that 200 years in the future people are making barn owl burp soup the same way they make birds nest soup It will be a down home cookin USA RE-CI-PE but with dirty local animal vomits rather than scary chinese ones
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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The moment before you decide it's too much effort is always the best moment unless you decide to communicate it in which case it is the worstwe all live with this constant dagger above our heads
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:45,
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Well all the cool kids are doing it:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:28,
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Shall we just go for 'unlikely'?(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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Jumbo kumquat Taoism elephant baker? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:45,
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no, I'm asking a question, why should I?what reason is there for me to follow what you say on twitter?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37,
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Ehh...D:my follower is few.
なんでー？けちー。
(なんでー？けちー。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:40,
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Why would English-speaking people follow you on Twitter?All of your posts are in Japanese.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:44,
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I can read English. You know? -_- Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47,
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I can write English. :(
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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You pretty much can, yeah.I'm moderately impressed by that. I couldn't hang out on a Japanese message board, all the idioms and references would be completely over my head, and yet you can somehow comprehend b3ta enough to like it.
I'm making several assumptions here.
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:11,
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I'm making several assumptions here.
Really? O_OI want to be friendly always.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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What, forever?How about "for a reasonable length of time, bearing in mind that people grow and change, and allowing that either party may withdraw from the arrangement in the future should they so choose, without incurring wrath." Have you read The Red Shoes by Hans Christian Andersen? It's about a girl who can't get rid of some shoes just because she saw them once and thought they were shiny, and she has to have her feet cut off but they still keep following her around. It's a pretty fucked up story. You've got to be careful what bargains you enter into, is all I'm saying.
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28,
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And a friend's a friend forever (
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:32,
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They come back a week after her feet were cut offit's not explicitly stated, but presumably the rotting stumps are still inside. I don't want to spoil the ending, but they actually kick her to death.
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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Let's be friends foreverwe can talk about this at length soon
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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Please briefly summarizes the storyWhy The Red Shoes...
Of course I know...
But Now should talk about it? ^^;
(Of course I know...
But Now should talk about it? ^^;
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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Well, to quote H. H. Munroe:"My aunt was asking me only this morning to suggest names for four young owls she's just had sent her as pets. I shall call them all Tarrington; then if one or two of them die or fly away, or leave us in any of the ways that pet owls are prone to, there will be always one or two left to carry on your name. And my aunt won't let me forget it; she will always be asking 'Have the Tarringtons had their mice?' and questions of that sort. She says if you keep wild creatures in captivity you ought to see after their wants, and of course she's quite right there."
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Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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Despite You draw a portrait of my fake,
You are not friendly to me.
:(
(You are not friendly to me.
:(
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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I don't follow everyone I speak to onlinedon't take it personally
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:56,
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you should be a little dutifullyI think. :(
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59,
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I don't understand what you are saying therewhich adds to my reason not to follow you on twitter
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31,
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I follow the jumper Neil Buchanan wore on Art Attack. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16,
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"And scree HappyToast follow soon"Hoo boy, I can see this going all 'Audition'...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:24,
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kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiriiiii.....
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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I hate how I think the woman in Audition is hot... and I probably shouldn't. Yikes. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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artbase: cut yourselfHumanise: Don't cut yourself.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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Yes, it is, but that's not important right now.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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:DLuckily I'm not Michael Ellis. I take it I am forgiven?
Eh? eh?
(Eh? eh?
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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BTWWHO ARE THEM? I NEVER SEEN THEM.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:19,
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ITS' NOT.なんでやねん *knock*
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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Are you trying to make me cry?...Because I will...I'll do it! u__u
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:33,
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No problem. :DI don't care ^^
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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HahaTop form you nutter :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:08,
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